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Yaldabaoth posted:That would be more effective against demons. Ghosts are just human spirits and humans aren't vulnerable to holy icons. you could probably brain someone with the chain or anvil
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Buce posted:I'm on a number of medications for severe psychiatric conditions.  
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:you could probably brain someone with the chain or anvil I think if i brained someone with the bible that is attached to the chain it would hurt.
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Yes but to a human it would just be a blunt weapon with no spiritual properties.
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Applesnots posted:I think if i brained someone with the bible that is attached to the chain it would hurt. I love your faith. It would not
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I love your faith. Adding blessed 10 penny nails
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Applesnots posted:Adding blessed 10 penny nails you and I work the bible differently
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Getting hit by the Codex Gigas would probably hurt pretty bad:
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Got a lot of problems. Got a lot of knives, too. Not sure if that's related.
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Obsidianheart posted:Got a lot of problems. I have a shotgun and a rifle. Are you an idiot?
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Yaldabaoth posted:Getting hit by the Codex Gigas would probably hurt pretty bad: Can you feasibly trick someone to rest their head in the middle and using them as a bookmark? asking for a friend
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numberoneposter posted:I like to double tap the top of my beer cans like a little knock before I open it. Well that’s just good sense
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I have hope for the future and believe in true love
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naem posted:I have hope for the future and believe in true love Well if you're going to just make fun of us you can 
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Lt. Cock posted:I’m manic depressive Hi manic depressive. Im dad
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Mods please ban this villain, their actions are about to send me into a pit of despair or also maybe I will try to write a novel and learn to program and put together an entire gallery worth of paintings all at once.
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Lt. Cock posted:Mods please ban this villain, their actions are about to send me into a pit of despair or also maybe I will try to write a novel and learn to program and put together an entire gallery worth of paintings all at once.
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When I was a kid (like, sub-13 years old) I used to have things like: Thinking my mom was poisoning my food so I had to stand out there the entire time to be really sure she didn't (My mom is an unbelievably sweet and angelic woman. I was simultaneously aware of this and convinced she might poison my food. I was aware of the contradiction and it didn't make the feeling go away.) Staying awake until 5 am on the couch, terrified and wide-eyed because I thought someone was gonna break in and kill my family Thinking I was going to die because I touched my neck too hard (and like, freaking out and panicking for hours straight inconsolably for several days straight about it) Thinking my thoughts were going to be broadcasted onto nearby TVs Thinking that Santa could hear and see every single thought I had and that I needed to be extremely sure to think more good thoughts than bad thoughts to outweigh them so I don't end up on the Naughty List Once I found out Santa isn't real: Thinking the same thing about God, and ghosts of dead relatives Thinking maybe other people can hear my thoughts so I better be nice about them and DEFINITELY don't think anything weird or think anything "too hard" (in case people can't hear them normally but could if they're loud enough) These all but disappeared around the time I hit my teens. I assumed they were relatively normal. Turns out a lot of these are symptoms of psychosis! Also, I have an immediate blood relative with schizophrenia! I am 29 now and every so often I look back and I'm like "haha what the gently caress  " and "haha what the gently caress  " simultaneously. Anyway I stay the gently caress away from anything that's known for triggering schizophrenia and count my lucky stars. Every so often I still have thoughts like "I shouldn't think anything weird in case someone here can read my thoughts". I try not to think about it too hard.I should provide the additional context that I know a lot of kids are really anxious, so this probably doesn't seem too far-fetched, but I was an extremely chill kid with no anxiety. I didn't develop anxiety until later in life. Which just makes these random rear end thoughts (and the fact that I assumed everyone had them) even weirder. Like just the most relatively relaxed kid ever playing video games randomly thinking "mom is making me a sandwich I should go out there to make sure she doesn't poison it" Tiny Myers fucked around with this message at 03:21 on Jul 18, 2022 |
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I have exactly four things in my pockets when I'm out and about. Sometimes I'm holding one of them. I can always feel that the rest are, in fact, in my pockets. Every single time I step off the bus I have a mini panic attack thinking I've left my phone behind, usually while looking at my phone
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I'm off to work.
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I am a crazy person. Everything hurts all the time, but I show up to work every weekday, and sometimes on saturday.
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when i had depression from ptsd really bad years ago i was convinced that my blood had been replaced with some sort of poison
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I don't think you understand. Everything hurts. My toes hurt, my feet hurt. my legs hurt. my chest hurts, my arms hurt, my hands hurt, my fingers hurt. my shoulders hurt, my head hurts. Everything hurts, all the time
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I worry about twisting my balls then one of them falls off
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Bad Purchase posted:[*] i worry that the free market will not be able to solve the problem of human induced climate change Don't worry, because you already know the answer: it won't.
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Gangster Computer God Worldwide Secret Containment Policy made possible solely by Worldwide Computer God Frankenstein Controls. Especially lifelong constant-threshold Brainwash Radio. Quiet and motionless, I can slightly hear it. Repeatedly this has saved my life on the streets. Four billion wordwide population - all living - have a Computer God Containment Policy Brain Bank Brain, a real brain, in the Brain Bank Cities on the far side of the moon we never see.
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That's not your crazy, stop stealing from dead authors and get your own!
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numberoneposter posted:I like to double tap the top of my beer cans like a little knock before I open it. I had a roommate in college that swore coke cans would fizz out if you didn't do this. Drove me nuts
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Les Os posted:I worry about twisting my balls then one of them falls off Stop twisting your balls
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- when i was 6 or 7, i saw an episode of Thundarr the Barbarian which concerned the heroes being put into a lava pit. from that day forth, i was terrified of being put into a lava pit while i was sleeping, so i would always go to sleep holding my favorite stuffed animals and toys, because that would ensure i would have those things in heaven - i have two tattoos on my left arm and one tattoo on my right arm. earlier this year i was considering getting another tattoo on my right arm, but i determined that it would be "unbalanced" to do so, and that it would only make sense if i got a new tattoo on each arm at the same time, thus making me have (2) and (3) tattoos; because 23 is a sacred number - i experience "the 23 phenomenon" all the time. i have mega apophenia. despite this, i actually do believe that the number 23 is somehow magical. this is not just because of early exposure to Robert Anton Wilson and William Burroughs; i actually have a theory about why the number 23 shows up so often. see, it's the first "big number" most people can think of. anything in the 10s isn't that big. 20 or 21 seem small because of the 0/1. 22 is too symmetrical to seem big; "big"" things have to seem unwieldy in some way. hence 23. so when people say "i've got 23 million things to do", it's their brain going to the first "big number" they can think of. the next "big number" is 42, that's why 42 is so common too
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precision posted:- when i was 6 or 7, i saw an episode of Thundarr the Barbarian which concerned the heroes being put into a lava pit. from that day forth, i was terrified of being put into a lava pit while i was sleeping, so i would always go to sleep holding my favorite stuffed animals and toys, because that would ensure i would have those things in heaven Have you seen this documentary? https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0481369/
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That's boring not crazy.
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lonelylikezoidberg posted:Have you seen this documentary? i keep meaning to, but i have seen the German film "23" which is based on a true story quote:In 1980s Germany at the height of the Cold War, 19-year-old Karl Koch (August Diehl) finds the world around him threatening and chaotic. Inspired by the fictitious character Hagbard Celine (from Robert Anton Wilson and Robert Shea's 1975 book Illuminatus! Trilogy), he starts investigating the backgrounds of political and economic power and discovers signs that make him believe in a worldwide conspiracy.
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By popular demand posted:That's boring not crazy. don't worry, i'll get around to posting some of my really crazy things. problem is, it's kinda hard to think of those things because to me they're not crazy lmao
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precision posted:i keep meaning to, but i have seen the German film "23" which is based on a true story Holy moly I just finished the trilogy a month ago and loved it. Thanks for sharin!
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teen witch posted:Holy moly I just finished the trilogy a month ago and loved it. Thanks for sharin! i just finished listening to the audiobook! i hadn't read it in many years. my only complaint was that some of the juvenile stuff was a little too pushed, which is why i generally prefer Wilson's The Historical Illuminatus Chronicles even though it's sadly unfinished ):
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:Are you an idiot? Obviously. I paid  to post with the likes of you.
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