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Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

i don't sit much but when i do i prefer 2 do so in style. post cool ways to sit and/or sitting hacks

# ? Jul 19, 2022 16:39

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# ? May 13, 2024 15:44

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

as a crude person, lacking in refinement, i mainly sit on my butt

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# ? Jul 19, 2022 16:43

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Dr. Honked posted:

as a crude person, lacking in refinement, i mainly sit on my butt

having a lot of trouble imagining this. deets pls

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# ? Jul 19, 2022 17:04

Heather Papps: hello friend

sometimes i'll cross my ankles over each other. if i'm feeling really wild i'll switch from right over left to left over right for a while.

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# ? Jul 19, 2022 17:09

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

I find that a chair is a must-have accessory for stylish sitting.
Chairs are available in a wide variety of styles and coverings, making it easy to achieve a coordinated look.

# ? Jul 19, 2022 17:14

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Barking Gecko posted:

I find that a chair is a must-have accessory for stylish sitting.
Chairs are available in a wide variety of styles and coverings, making it easy to achieve a coordinated look.

my first instinct is always to assume the most natural of seated positions: elbows and knees on the floor, obviously. do they make chairs for this style? the floor was good enough for granddad, so it's always been good enough 4 me

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# ? Jul 19, 2022 17:17

biosterous

i set in the bi style, that is: like a twisted pretzel, changing to a different twisted pretzel every fifteen minutes or so

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# ? Jul 19, 2022 17:33

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i'm currently sitting with one leg crossed over the other. sometimes i also sit with one leg crossed under the other!

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# ? Jul 19, 2022 17:36

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

FPzero posted:

i'm currently sitting with one leg crossed over the other. sometimes i also sit with one leg crossed under the other!

sounds stylish for sure, but possibly bad for circulation? i recommend trying some stirrups :engleft:

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# ? Jul 19, 2022 17:38

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

op just set your rear end down on something horizontal. now you are sitting

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# ? Jul 19, 2022 17:56

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

op just set your rear end down on something horizontal. now you are sitting

dubious as this post sounds i have written it down and shall try it in private

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# ? Jul 19, 2022 18:01

google THIS

Ok op you know that position all real men use when they pee? Well, basically, you kind of use the same position elsewhere, except maybe with your pants pulled up

Also--and I apologize because I know this is getting really complicated and counterintuitive--you try not to piss or poo poo

# ? Jul 19, 2022 18:07

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

google THIS posted:

Ok op you know that position all real men use when they pee? Well, basically, you kind of use the same position elsewhere, except maybe with your pants pulled up

Also--and I apologize because I know this is getting really complicated and counterintuitive--you try not to piss or poo poo

no trolls pls

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# ? Jul 19, 2022 18:10

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

did you ever see a body builder's butt? i have no idea how they sit down

ain't nobody gonna sit on that

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# ? Jul 19, 2022 20:36

Khanstant

sitting is just standing with your butt

# ? Jul 19, 2022 22:19

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Dr. Honked posted:

did you ever see a body builder's butt? i have no idea how they sit down

ain't nobody gonna sit on that

Looks like 2 boxing gloves punching

Imagine having a butt at war with itself :ohdear:

As for a contribution, if you fall down often enough the law of averages says you will end up landing on your bum eventually - then you just kinda stay on it!

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