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when your centrally situated getaway in Alderaan gets blown up by the stupid imperials and eradicates a full tenth of your gold pressed latinum stockpile
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when your share in a lucrative franchise of kfc on board the Death Star goes up in a mighty explosion. And then, because you paid the franchise fee anyway, you decide to build another one in the new death star, safe in the belief that the emperor certainly can't be that dumb, but nope
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Jul 24, 2022 07:25
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You spend a fortune creating tasty artificial caviar so that people stop eating normal caviar so that you can keep it to yourself. But because demand for normal caviar drops through the floor, no one breeds sturgeon in captivity and somehow it leads to their extinction.
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Jul 24, 2022 07:28
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Your idiot of a nephew decides to mint ownership of a mansion as an NFT and someone, amazingly, buys it for 10x its worth. Immediately after the sale, hackers steal the NFT and now the previous owners are suing you for rightful ownership. In the meanwhile, tether's value drops through the floor but your nephew can't recover the earnings because the coin is tied up in legal issues
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Jul 24, 2022 07:32
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when a mod reopens the billionaire thread and you're one post away from losing it all...
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Jul 25, 2022 05:03
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Too many loving rich people. Used to be you'd moor your yacht in Monaco harbour, entertain some expensive ladies and spend ludicrous amounts of money on champagne, then sail off to Majorca for a spot of slumming. Now when you get there, every berth is full of some other rich c*nt's yacht, and when you go back to Monaco, Richc*ntovich has parked his dinghy in your berth because his yacht is too big to fit there! Being rich used to mean something, now there's people in Lamborghinis and McLarens delivering for Uber Eats! I've half a mind to daub myself with muck and join the poors with their torches and pitchforks! |
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Jul 25, 2022 08:51
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when u end up at a peasant bank and the atm can’t accept a novelty cheque
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Jul 25, 2022 14:09
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when there’s two towers but u paid for 3 planes
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Jul 25, 2022 14:12
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When you confuse Transmontanus with Ossettra at the Illuminati mixer, and you just know Zuckerburg is gonna have a goddamn field day posting memes at your expense in the private facebook group 
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Jul 25, 2022 14:16
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When the guy you pay to carry your wallet throws his back out, forcing you to cull your heavier credit cards - including your Visa Osmium which has really high travel miles 
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Jul 25, 2022 14:28
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When you pay someone on the dark web a lot of money to hack your computer and leak your nudes to the media, but you still can't get anyone to actually want to look at them 
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Jul 25, 2022 14:34
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When "trophy wife" doesn't mean what you think it means, and you find out you bulk bought Turtle Wax from Costco for nothing 
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Jul 26, 2022 03:08
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rear end gerbil paparazzi
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Jul 26, 2022 03:09
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When Richard Branson docks his idiot cruise ship just offshore from your private island and rubs it in by emptying his septic tank right next to your underwater guest suite
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Jul 26, 2022 06:52
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When Enrique packs the wrong type of artisanal bottled water on your spaceship for your weekend trip to your moon base. |
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Jul 27, 2022 14:12
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god drat it someone destroyed my nuclear apocalypse proof list of rules by which to rebuild society gently caress now the calendar won't even work
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Jul 27, 2022 21:06
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Heather Papps posted:god drat it someone destroyed my nuclear apocalypse proof list of rules by which to rebuild society gently caress now the calendar won't even work i am going to sue elberton granite into the ground they were supposed to be HARD rocks. HARD!
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Jul 27, 2022 21:08
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yes hello elite exotics? i need another - yes i get it i'm sorry - another mermaid. i swear i'm checking my ph levels like every loving day i do not understand wha - loving? excuse me NO i am absolutely not loving them what the hell kind of monster do you think i am? bill gates - loving mermaids, falling asleep and letting them dry out - does that SOUND like william gates? i didn't think so. of course i don't mind paying extra for express shipping. thanks. *slams phone, opens bing, immediately begins the search for a new mermaid supplier*
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Jul 27, 2022 21:18
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You guys are way to good at this. I feel like my many rich people problems have been 'seen'. |
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Jul 27, 2022 22:13
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When the minister of internal affairs drops by and you have to put on pants. |
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Jul 27, 2022 22:14
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When the Prime minister drops by and you have to put on pants and a shirt |
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Jul 27, 2022 22:15
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When you spend a fortune on very special new clothes from a highly reputable tailor and suddenly you're being #MeToo cancelled by the public at large for something that is obviously their fault |
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Jul 27, 2022 22:22
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When your bathroom attendant has the day off and you remember that your poo poo does, in fact, stink. |
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Jul 27, 2022 22:50
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google THIS posted:When you spend a fortune on very special new clothes from a highly reputable tailor and suddenly you're being #MeToo cancelled by the public at large for something that is obviously their fault
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Jul 27, 2022 23:43
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google THIS posted:When you spend a fortune on very special new clothes from a highly reputable tailor and suddenly you're being #MeToo cancelled by the public at large for something that is obviously their fault |
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Jul 28, 2022 07:24
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When you release a celebrity cologne called 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔠𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔪𝔬𝔫𝔢𝔶 but all your hangers on and yes men are too intimidated by your wealth and prestige to tell you that people don't actually like the smell of pennies 
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Jul 28, 2022 07:59
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when the foul urchin you had transported to australia for stealing your silk handkerchief returns as a millionaire, having made his fortune in wool, and sets about trying to destroy your happiness like an ungrateful wretch.
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Jul 29, 2022 17:28
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When you lose the bid for the "#1" license plate for your state to some upstart tech billionaire |
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