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Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
They are called Salty Taffy for a reason.

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Check out this idea guys:

edible candy wrappers

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
It’s really cool how nanoscience is manufacturing plastics and safety seals that are specifically designed to keep Jesus Christ and relatives from opening any of the packaging. Nothing bad is ever going to happen to those scientists, and their entrails certainly aren’t going to be ripped out through their mouth. :shuckyes:

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

It’s really cool how nanoscience is manufacturing plastics and safety seals that are specifically designed to keep Jesus Christ and relatives from opening any of the packaging. Nothing bad is ever going to happen to those scientists, and their entrails certainly aren’t going to be ripped out through their mouth. :shuckyes:

not by op at least, who struggles to rip the entrails from a candy bag

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

american chocolate tastes like puke

The FDA limits the amount of puke in our candy to 100 ppm; it's mostly not puke. However chocolate in our candy is also limited to 100 ppm...

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Well you know what they say, when all you eat is cocoa, your puke is chocolate

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME

Colonel Cancer posted:

Well you know what they say, when all you eat is cocoa, your puke is chocolate

yup, i do know that they say that. it's a well known saying, actually

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Colonel Cancer posted:

Well you know what they say, when all you eat is cocoa, your puke is chocolate

I'm making chocolate right now

ohnobugs
Feb 22, 2003


kntfkr posted:

-velcro shoes

Velcro shoes are cool

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME

ohnobugs posted:

Velcro shoes are cool

difficult to open howevre, as op well knows

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL
Use your strong hand OP

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME
op did you ever figure out a good way to open up the candy? just in case i ever have this problem as wlel in the future (maybe w/ my 5 year old daughter having a similioar challenge of this nature)

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




op is trying to reply, but those keyboard keys present a significant barrier

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Hard Candy for the candy bowl.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

I'm a strong powerful man, I will help open the bag!

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
*rips bag asunder*

*candy pieces skitter everywhere*

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

op did you ever figure out a good way to open up the candy? just in case i ever have this problem as wlel in the future (maybe w/ my 5 year old daughter having a similioar challenge of this nature)

ya actually you can get a box version of them that opens easily. still confounded by the bags.

haven't been to the theater in a while because of covid so I can't test if my technique has improved or not on the bags. I've been working out a lot though during the pandemic so maybe my newfound strength will allow me to tear them open like the animal that I am

Bad Purchase posted:

op is trying to reply, but those keyboard keys present a significant barrier

you have no idea

The Bloop posted:

*rips bag asunder*

*candy pieces skitter everywhere*

me opening an especially frustrating bag of chips when I'm drunk and hungry

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
op posting their massive Ls for all to see

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
CANDY HAM ON THE CANDY BEEF

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
Honestly I'd be a really good food package QA tester I think because if there is a way to gently caress up opening a food container I have managed it. I could really make them find the easiest way to make their products accessible

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME

Chinatown posted:

op posting their massive Ls for all to see

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Q and A is due for a meeting.

With nougat.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Ginette Reno posted:

Honestly I'd be a really good food package QA tester I think because if there is a way to gently caress up opening a food container I have managed it. I could really make them find the easiest way to make their products accessible

AMA about finding a Capri Sun in my lunchbox.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
How many crayons in wait .. pencil shaveer behind them.

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

Zeluth posted:

Hard Candy for the candy bowl.

Your owners should really cut back on feeding you chocolate.

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

oblig

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6ensr4fX7U&t=81s

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Gonna buy me some Reese's Pieces and that evil is on you. You made me do this.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

marshmallow creep posted:

Gonna buy me some Reese's Pieces and that evil is on you. You made me do this.

Get the box not the bag!

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
You know what is an example of a really good candy wrapper? M&Ms. It's a nice waxy paper that tears easily and lets you stuff candy down your fat loving face. Reeses pieces though? What the heck

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NV_K4o4f_Q

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
We only have them in paper cartons here, or those 25 cent vending machines that used to be a nickel.

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Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer

How is this related to reeces pieces you gently caress

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