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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Michael Tipton Warner
 
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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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White guy
Born in New York City
Supposed legacy to be Charles VII
Didn’t qualify because his grandmother cheated the dynasty with her own brother to challenge the British throne
Most of families wealth was sunk into german war bonds which they started cashing out before they got seized by the US
Fled New York to avoid over $20 billion in usury tax
Assumed role of Shabazz in Africa

:shuckyes:

* # ? Jul 27, 2022 18:45
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Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Assumed role of Shabazz in Africa

This was the part that made me go "Wait, what?"

* # ? Jul 27, 2022 18:49
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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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The rent is too drat high. :colbert:

* # ? Jul 27, 2022 19:22
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Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

White guy
Born in New York City
Supposed legacy to be Charles VII
Didn’t qualify because his grandmother cheated the dynasty with her own brother to challenge the British throne
Most of families wealth was sunk into german war bonds which they started cashing out before they got seized by the US
Fled New York to avoid over $20 billion in usury tax
Assumed role of Shabazz in Africa

:shuckyes:

yeah man

* # ? Jul 27, 2022 19:24
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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

The rent is too drat high. :colbert:

Hot takes up in this bitch

* # ? Jul 27, 2022 20:27
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