Goon Fantasies Season 5: The Chase for the MILF Cup

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Ches Neckbeard: Dec 3, 2005; You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

It's that time of year again time for fantasy football. Post or PM or discord or sleeper message whatever me to let me know you're back.

League Champs
2021 Ches Neckbeard Treasurer of the Betty Mother loving White Memorial Trophy
2020 Silly Burrito Winner of the Dr. Nicks 100% All Natural COVID Vaccine Trophey
2019 Damocles Ribmaps.com Pit Master
2018 Hot Couch Guys The Before Sleeper Trophy Holder

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1 QB
2 RB
3 WR
1 TE
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gently caress your defense and kickers because they're dumb and nobody likes them anyway. Kicking is shameful and only cowards like Matt Lefluer do it.

12 man benches
~~2 IR slots because covid is still a problem since people are stupid~~ The world has decided covid is over and so is IR. Don't blame me blame society.
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Draft time :siren:

August 15th at 5pm. 24 hour pick clock as usual because scheduling is bullshit.

Members, Draft Order and Confirmed Returns
Damocles :wiggle:

Taaahdaaa

JMKrisko

Brownhat:

Quietfeet

Quarterroys :wiggle:

Shakezula

Paint Crop Pro :wiggle:

Poque

Ches Neckbeard :wiggle:

Drunk Nerds :wiggle:

Silly Burrito :wiggle:

Ches Neckbeard fucked around with this message at 20:33 on Aug 6, 2022

# ? Aug 2, 2022 19:28

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# ? May 3, 2024 14:56

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

count me in as a MILF. my year is now

# ? Aug 2, 2022 19:31

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Hot Couch Guys was me by the way :c00l:

# ? Aug 2, 2022 19:36

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Looking forward to another middle-of-the-pack finish this year and punting no-name rookies left and right after I draft a full second roster!

# ? Aug 2, 2022 20:34

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Spoeank posted:

What the hell are you planning

#GiveQuietFeetThePicks

# ? Aug 2, 2022 22:49

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Silly Burrito posted:

#GiveQuietFeetThePicks

This.

Also I am excited to be playing for the Man I Like Football Cup.

# ? Aug 3, 2022 01:33

SouthShoreSamurai: Apr 28, 2009; It is a tale,
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.; Fun Shoe

I'm in (Damocles). Goddamn 2019 feels like another lifetime.

# ? Aug 3, 2022 14:17

Ches Neckbeard: Dec 3, 2005; You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Holy poo poo we're returning everyone again. Draft remains on top start on the 15th. Turn on your alerts for a bit nerds I'm trying to coordinate 2 different moves this fall so I can't stay up your asses.

# ? Aug 6, 2022 20:36

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Holy poo poo we're returning everyone again. Draft remains on top start on the 15th. Turn on your alerts for a bit nerds I'm trying to coordinate 2 different moves this fall so I can't stay up your asses.

Please stay out of my rear end Che

# ? Aug 7, 2022 01:43

Ches Neckbeard: Dec 3, 2005; You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

I can only do that if you give me Josh Allen

# ? Aug 7, 2022 02:05

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

Let's see those cheeks

# ? Aug 7, 2022 02:41

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# ? May 3, 2024 14:56

Ches Neckbeard: Dec 3, 2005; You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

23 hours

# ? Aug 15, 2022 00:02

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