Throwing my hat in the ring

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Escape From Noise

My fellow Yobbers, despite this forums ban on "politics", after much careful consideration, and conversations with close colleagues, and my banh mi wife, I have decided to seek nomination to be The President of BYOB.

My record speaks for itself:
-Integrity: I have never been mod.
-Selflessness: Not in it for the gold (threads infrequently goldmined, usually asking for others' threads to be goldmined).
-Determination: I :justpost:

as much as possible.

I also promise to not go mad with power.

So please, vote for me. Also donate generously! God bless the posters, and God bless The Yob.

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 16:37 on Aug 3, 2022

# ? Aug 3, 2022 16:34

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# ? May 2, 2024 14:35

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Yes but what will you do about the lurkers

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# ? Aug 3, 2022 16:49

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# ? Aug 3, 2022 16:57

Escape From Noise

pixaal posted:

Yes but what will you do about the lurkers

Great question. That reminds me of something a constituent of mine asked me early on in my career. This poster, Goons Are Great (great name, by the way, really reminds us of our greatness, don't you think?) They said to me, they looked me in the eye and they said "Lurkers must post.", and that's a principal I stand by, folks.

# ? Aug 3, 2022 16:57

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

Escape From Noise claims to be "not in it for the gold," but does their post history tell a different story?

Escape From Noise posted:

The only thing I'll be calculating is my billions of internet dollars, friend!

Well at least they "promise not to go mad with power." Or will they?

Escape From Noise posted:

They have to pay up if they want to post. It's called the posting tax.

Say no to greed. Say no to new taxes.

I'm Sherbert Hoover and I approve this message.

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# ? Aug 3, 2022 17:01

Escape From Noise

My opponent "Sherbert" Hoover, if that is, in fact, their real name has taken a few harmless joke posts out of context, for in the very same thread I make the following post:

Escape From Noise posted:

Money is fleeting. Posting is forever.

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# ? Aug 3, 2022 17:08

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

i will vote for whoever pays the highest price for my vote

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ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Aug 3, 2022 17:12

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

i will vote for whoever pays the highest price for my vote

i will PM you re: the appropriate time to close the billionaire thread. this will be worth your while

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# ? Aug 3, 2022 17:15

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

what does the president of byob do? do they actually have mod buttons, or does everything have to go through a bunch of agencies to ever get anything done?

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ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Aug 3, 2022 17:18

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

SCOBYOB rules with an iron fist, the POBYOB doesn't wield the true power

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# ? Aug 3, 2022 18:37

Heather Papps: hello friend

gonna need to see yer running mate before i decide one way or another

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# ? Aug 3, 2022 18:38

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

How do you feel about coupons and deals?

# ? Aug 3, 2022 22:53

FutonForensic

pixaal posted:

How do you feel about coupons and deals?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E88HEuwInno&t=20s

# ? Aug 3, 2022 23:54

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

Will you handle the nuclear ballsack?

# ? Aug 4, 2022 16:22

Fart Dumbass: by Fluffdaddy

how will you get your hat back out of the ring? is it an expensive hat?

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# ? Aug 5, 2022 06:51

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

do you have a very large ring or a very tiny hat?

# ? Aug 5, 2022 11:22

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

if you throw your hat in a ring its up to the ref whether you get it back and usually they keep it for themselves. thats why refs always have nice hats

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Aug 6, 2022 02:51

Thunder Moose: S.J.C.

Yes but what about the horrible hissing?

# ? Aug 6, 2022 03:06

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

Escape From Noise says they have integrity, but they seem to have found themself in a 7 day suspension. How can we trust a poster to keep order in BYOB when they can't even follow the rules themself?

This message paid for by the Committee to Elect your friend sk.

"I'm your friend sk, and I approve this message."

# ? Aug 6, 2022 03:22

baka of lathspell

getting huge lift on my spinning fedora hat

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# ? Aug 6, 2022 06:48

Ass-penny

your friend sk posted:

Escape From Noise says they have integrity, but they seem to have found themself in a 7 day suspension. How can we trust a poster to keep order in BYOB when they can't even follow the rules themself?

This message paid for by the Committee to Elect your friend sk.

"I'm your friend sk, and I approve this message."

lol, imagine voting for a goon that has never been probed
lmao

# ? Aug 6, 2022 07:54