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William Henry Hairytaint posted:I'm 6'2" and harmless looking so I get asked to help shorties get stuff from high shelves in stores sometimes. I heard a "hey, tall man!" from a middle distance at the grocery store the other day and without turning around knew that she meant me. turns out she'd gone to 4 different Publices to get some ice cream for someone who paid her to do things like that and the only remaining ice cream was at this one on the top shelf at the back. Spinz posted:Another fuck8ng call out thread trying to help Spinz across every street like showing up to the airport to meet Lowtax
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# ? Aug 5, 2022 15:07 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 08:13 |
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destroy all old ladies
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# ? Aug 5, 2022 15:09 |
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Smugworth posted:destroy all old ladies yes, age 50 and up
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# ? Aug 5, 2022 15:12 |
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Smugworth posted:destroy all old ladies Turn on your monitor.
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# ? Aug 5, 2022 15:52 |
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Not many gay old people
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# ? Aug 5, 2022 15:58 |
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Smugworth posted:destroy all old ladies I destroyed your mom’s puss last night
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# ? Aug 5, 2022 15:58 |
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I just remembered Death Wish III on the C64 where you could machine gun or rocket old ladies to death
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# ? Aug 5, 2022 16:00 |
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I recommend not watching this video. Its probably what hell is like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKiJoTb9EOY
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# ? Aug 5, 2022 16:04 |
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It would be funny if there were tall people who get indignant and refused to help short people with tall stuff, in the same way that privileged people get indignant and refuse to help those who are suffering.
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# ? Aug 6, 2022 02:35 |
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The proper way to help short people with stuff up high is to pick them up and let them feel the accomplishment of getting it themselves.
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# ? Aug 6, 2022 02:46 |
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If short people just stacked up on each other they wouldn't be so short
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# ? Aug 6, 2022 02:48 |
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I LOVE OLD LADY TIDDIES
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# ? Aug 6, 2022 02:49 |
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Tarkus posted:The proper way to help short people with stuff up high is to pick them up and let them feel the accomplishment of getting it themselves.
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# ? Aug 6, 2022 03:03 |
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Some years back an elderly woman got mowed down by an SUV because the window strut was so big the driver couldn't see her crossing the street.
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# ? Aug 6, 2022 03:11 |
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that's just the story the driver gave police. in reality that old lady was in view the whole time.
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# ? Aug 6, 2022 03:13 |
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It was another old lady that took her out.
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# ? Aug 6, 2022 03:14 |
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'twas oldie killed the old
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# ? Aug 6, 2022 03:22 |
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When old ladies are murdering other old ladies on the street it's never as simple as an accident. They likely knew each other and had a long running tontine scheme from the great patriotic war days
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# ? Aug 6, 2022 03:37 |
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A Fancy Hat posted:You might be the only human contact that person has all day, god forbid you try and help someone that society has basically deemed useless. Help them with what though? What assistance are you providing by crossing the street along with them? You aren't making it any safer. I guess you could give them some physical support if they have mobility issues, but just helping them from one corner to the other is pretty weak stuff if that's the case and a weirdly arbitrary thing to build a whole trope around.
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# ? Aug 6, 2022 15:45 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7zyF2QJ1BA
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# ? Aug 6, 2022 16:23 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 08:13 |
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Down the road, not across the street
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# ? Aug 6, 2022 17:59 |