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"the undeniable birthplace of the nazi ideology, something awful is a cult that requires their membership to sit in a dark room while chanting 'the buttass weinered my penis'." "after the furries were banned, having lost their final designated whipping children, quickly fell into sectarian violence over the question of if Nintendo was fail or aids." "Actually a deeply coded bit of crypto-fascist wealth-signaling, the question 'do you have stairs in your house' can be read both 'does your poor rear end live in an apartment' or 'does your rich rear end live in a suburban house,' furthermore, an interview with Mittani revealed-" "Tragically, additional problems would come to plague C-SPAM, universally agreed to be the best forum-" |
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Millennials would be able to afford houses if they did not spend  on luxuries like the something awful dot com forums.The so-called 'red text' is a coded reference to socialism, and is worn as a badge of pride among dangerous revolutionary posters. |
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Aug 4, 2022 20:42
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"Many parts of the Something Awful forums are in a state of chaos, to the point of being riddled with gangs. Many gang members are so brazen that they flaunt their status with publicly displayed so called 'Gang Tags' with no fear of repercussion."
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The people on something awful celebrate "probing" each other. Here are the warning signs that your child may be attending "probing parties". |
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Aug 4, 2022 21:01
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the "goons" of something awful decided that the most horrific monster they could conceive of was a tall skinny person, and thus the slenderman phenomenon was born. however, slenderman's successor, a confident and socially well adjusted athletic person, somehow failed to capture the same viral attention.
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Aug 4, 2022 21:01
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<podcast lady voice playing over ominous background music> "They call themselves "goons" - a term which plays testament to their violent and cruel ways. I, posting undercover, was told to "go back to GBS" many times over the course of this investigation. GBS is their favoured acronym for 'Grave Butt Stuff' - an undeniable physical threat. Undeterred, I upped my security detail to tell the story I knew needed to be told. I knew a user by the name of ButtTheShitmanFart was the lynchpin of this cabal of internet lunatics. He was universally revered by users but who even was he, was he a codeword? A clue? The true lord of the flies? So begins our journey into the darkest place on the web - the Something Awful dot com internet forums"
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The SA cult is divided into smaller cell congregations, known as "subforums", where members pledge their loyalty by tying threads between themselves. Cult leader Jeoffrey Yospos, which may be an alias, is said to have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton. Our investigation was unable to confirm Mr. Yospos' involvement in the death of the previous leader; however, SA church marriage records that we have obtained report the transfer of a large financial dowry between the two shortly before that fateful night. At least one investigative reporter, Manuel Fistoe is still missing and presumed to have been the victim of a ceremonial cannibalism ritual known as "Yobbing". |
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Aug 4, 2022 21:33
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Have you ever been "trolled" or "cyberbullied?" Has anyone ever sent you unsolicited dick pics or otherwise sexually harassed you? If so, you must be living after November 16, 1999, when these concepts were invented by-
google THIS fucked around with this message at 21:42 on Aug 4, 2022 |
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Aug 4, 2022 21:40
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Something Awful cultists worship a being they call "The Goatman," a clear satanic reference. When our investigators attempted to learn more about this dark deity they stumbled across can only be described as- |
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google THIS posted:Have you ever been "trolled" or "cyberbullied?" Has anyone ever sent you unsolicited dick pics or otherwise sexually harassed you? If so, you must be living after November 16, 1999, when these concepts were invented by-
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Long ago the internet lived in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Goon Nation attacked. Only the Lowtax, master of posting, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Lowtax, an shitposter named Moot, and although his trolling skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Moot can save the world.
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Aug 4, 2022 22:37
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:Long ago the internet lived in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Goon Nation attacked. Only the Lowtax, master of posting, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Lowtax, an shitposter named Moot, and although his trolling skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Moot can save the world. |
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Aug 4, 2022 23:22
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What horrors lurk on "the most troll free forums on the internet"? Who pays the troll toll? - an exclusive NPR investigation into the internet's most depraved 'dead, gay comedy forum'
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Aug 4, 2022 23:24
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This online community for senior citizens is much more affordable than the US average for assisted living centers. |
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Aug 4, 2022 23:33
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today, on quirks and quarks - a decade old message board, held together by spit, prayer, and load bearing slurs. we'll talk to the folks tasked with maintaining - and potentially improving - this decrepit hulk of web 1.0 comedy culture. after that, we'll talk about birds. how the gently caress do they stay up in the air like that it doesn't make any sense. i'll talk to a bird expert, and suss this out.
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FYAD (For Young And aDult) is a new online destination for both the young, and young at heart! If you are a parent worried about screentime there's no need to be with FYAD - its about good, clean fun....1.0 style! Your kids will learn about farm animals, broaden theur vocabulary, and most importantly - learn the true value of friendship.
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Aug 5, 2022 00:17
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the time after the chime is exactly 1 o'clock. an argument over anime spills from the web to the georgia guidestones. hear a "goone" justify their destruction of the monument later today with the world at six. in other news, photos of justin trudeau dressed in traditional geisha garb have surfaced - reactions mixed. regarding the weather, the sun continued to rise today, surprising pundits."
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Heather Papps posted:today, on quirks and quarks - a decade old message board, held together by spit, prayer, and load bearing slurs. we'll talk to the folks tasked with maintaining - and potentially improving - this decrepit hulk of web 1.0 comedy culture. after that, we'll talk about birds. how the gently caress do they stay up in the air like that it doesn't make any sense. i'll talk to a bird expert, and suss this out.
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Our investigation uncovered a steaming and slightly sticky web of corruption at the heart of Coupons and Deals in our upcoming podcast Deals with the Devil
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Aug 5, 2022 01:11
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Today on all things considered, a deep dive into the racist, sexist, xenophobic, transphobic, dogphobic, and grammarphobic origins of the Internet Lol Cat Image Macro Meme
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Aug 6, 2022 03:12
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Heather Papps posted:today, on quirks and quarks - a decade old message board, held together by spit, prayer, and load bearing slurs. we'll talk to the folks tasked with maintaining - and potentially improving - this decrepit hulk of web 1.0 comedy culture. after that, we'll talk about birds. how the gently caress do they stay up in the air like that it doesn't make any sense. i'll talk to a bird expert, and suss this out.
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Aug 6, 2022 03:53
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When we return from the break, we will continue our interview with byob. This is Weed Smoke Filled Air, and I'm Terry Gross.
Twenty Four fucked around with this message at 08:08 on Aug 6, 2022
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Since time immemorial, goons have paid $10 to post on the forums. But what if you gave $10 to us? Call us in the next hour and give us $10 and your donation will be MATCHED in the form of a free platinum upgrade on the new members only NPR forums. |
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Aug 6, 2022 16:55
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Today on left, right and center we'll be discussing BYOB. On the right we welcome the moderator of coupons and deals. From the left we have permabanned FYAD poster ******stomper58. I'll be roleplaying a BYOB poster. |
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Aug 6, 2022 17:13
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google THIS posted:Have you ever been "trolled" or "cyberbullied?" Has anyone ever sent you unsolicited dick pics or otherwise sexually harassed you? If so, you must be living after November 16, 1999, when these concepts were invented by- |
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Aug 6, 2022 18:16
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The Something Awful Forums is a vibrant, growing web community - and it's influencing the rest of the internet. |
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Aug 6, 2022 18:24
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Something Awful is an online platform for both academic and non-academic discussions and research. Within these high halls of elite internet society, users can debate the finer details of politics, art history - as well as contemporary culture and entertainment - in a serious and level headed environment. |
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Sadly, it's not all fun, games, and fotoshop fridays. The Goons have what one expert in online radicalism called "A mean streak." Joining us now is one of their victims, former reddit moderator ViolentAcrez.
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Would you go to prison for 6 hours? What if it was for a cat photo? Tonight, our op-ed pulls the curtain from over these so-called "kitty sixers", and features our insider expert, John Ebaum with some tell-tale signs and parental advice
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