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seriously, read his post in the stickied thread. is that the post of someone who wants you to keep all of your blood to yourself?
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Mosquitos are integral to ecosystems as being food for other animals OP
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Aug 5, 2022 19:06
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it's true, and you will not be surprised when you see this photo of genesplicer
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Aug 5, 2022 19:11
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An ancient voice from the depths of a dusty crypt telling me to go outside??
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Aug 5, 2022 19:19
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Bad Purchase posted:it's true, and you will not be surprised when you see this photo of genesplicer It'd be badass to have some ancient bug in dinosaur honey
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Aug 5, 2022 19:23
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Mods want me to take care of myself AND my loved ones? Bitch I can barely do half of that.
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Aug 5, 2022 19:33
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don't worry op, he's gonna be enjoying the quiet darkness before too long
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Aug 5, 2022 19:36
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Genesplicer so old he the progenitor mosquito
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Aug 5, 2022 19:37
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Genesplicer posted:touch some grass
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Aug 5, 2022 19:45
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touching grass will make you itchy
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Aug 5, 2022 19:46
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genesplicer is so old his blood is dust instead of a liquid
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Aug 5, 2022 19:47
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he got that good DINO-DNA tho
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Aug 5, 2022 19:49
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I hear he is the father of the missing link.
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Aug 5, 2022 19:54
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goatface posted:I hear he is the father of the missing link. His kid is missing and we're just gonna ignore it?!
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Aug 5, 2022 19:59
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Sometimes children choose to sever.
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Bad Purchase posted:it's true, and you will not be surprised when you see this photo of genesplicer This is why he's called Genesplicer, he wants the mosquitos to take samples of everyone's blood so he can do horrific experiments with their DNA. You cracked the code.
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verbal enema posted:His kid is missing and we're just gonna ignore it?! just let him enjoy a few days
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Aug 5, 2022 20:19
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Touch rear end
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Aug 5, 2022 20:31
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He literally posted instructions for how to get abducted by aliens.
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Sophy Wackles posted:He literally posted instructions for how to get abducted by aliens. samantha...
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Aug 5, 2022 20:37
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expecting the next stickied mod post to be "wipe your rear end when you've finished making GBS threads. Seriously, it's good for you."
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Aug 5, 2022 20:58
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:expecting the next stickied mod post to be "wipe your rear end when you've finished making GBS threads. Seriously, it's good for you." Is this true though?
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Aug 5, 2022 21:01
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Wiping rear end is super gay
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wipe after each post that’s why the 10 second post timer is there
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:expecting the next stickied mod post to be "wipe your rear end when you've finished making GBS threads. Seriously, it's good for you." They used to remind us at the post office to regularly shower with soap and water to wash away the stale sweat. They only wanted fresh sweat from us.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Wiping rear end is super gay i wipe my rear end with a piece of rusty rebar. its actually extremely straight.
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Aug 5, 2022 21:53
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Genesplicer coming in a month and a half late, as usual
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Aug 5, 2022 21:55
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Wiping is actually bad for you plz get a bidet
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Aug 5, 2022 21:58
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flubber nuts posted:i wipe my rear end with a piece of rusty rebar. its actually extremely straight. That... actually sounds more gay from a phallus count perspective
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Aug 5, 2022 21:58
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Nothing straighter than an iron rod
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Aug 5, 2022 22:00
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just use the gritty pine scented paper and it’s not gay
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The Bloop posted:That... actually sounds more gay from a phallus count perspective wtf the rebar does not go into my rear end, that would be gay. it is more of a flossing motion. rust is really good for rear end health, look it up.
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Aug 5, 2022 22:02
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It just "slipped" that one time and also the dozens of subsequent times
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A mosquito agent? Not quite. Think. Genesplicer is old. Very old. Too old to be human. He's a vampire. He wants that blood for himself. He wants you to fall asleep on the grass in the dark so he can suck you dry.
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