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it seems like a nice job to be a cottage bro
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Aug 6, 2022 14:59
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mandatory cottage bro uniform: - sandals, half-broken - shorts, a lil ragged - tank top
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Aug 6, 2022 14:59
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trying to decide if the situation calls for the business-casual reversed baseball cap or the full-formal mesh john deere cap
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Aug 6, 2022 15:00
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do you know if they provide you with an atv or do you need to bring your own?
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Aug 6, 2022 15:00
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realtalk cottage bros get to consume the good craft beers at the level that city folks consume the meh mass-produced beers, because they live pretty close to the brewery and they know a bunch of the folks there
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Aug 6, 2022 15:01
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full barter economy based on exchanging handyman tasks like jimmying up a plumbing fix and chopping some logs in exchange for a frozen pack of burgers and use of the boat on tuesdays
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Aug 6, 2022 15:03
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in the winter do cottage bros travel south to warmer climes, or do they hibernate? i have only observed them in their natural habitat in the height of summer and there is a lot i do not know about their lifecycle
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Aug 6, 2022 15:04
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a cottage bro i know in real life has the following hobbies: - swimming in the pond for at least 1 hr/day - unicycle - devil sticks he is a carpenter, which is not a traditional cottage bro industry but is definitely cottage bro adjacent
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Aug 6, 2022 15:06
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a cottage bro is not a fishing dad, but is usually able to converse fluently with a fishing dad
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Aug 6, 2022 15:08
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if a cottage bro gets a dog, it's really the neighbourhood's dog that chooses to spend a bit more time on average with the cottage bro
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Aug 6, 2022 15:09
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the modern cottage bro eschews derogatory terms like "cit-iot" to refer to visiting urbanites, as just calling them "city folk" already implies idiocy, incompetence, etc to fellow cottage bros without having to explicit insult people
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Aug 6, 2022 15:11
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cottage bros and camp dudes will get along, but long term observation makes it clear they operate within different socioecological niches. at first blush, one may even confuse the two. take note of the cut offs - do they look like they were purchased as such, or cut after a decade long use as pants? note the scent - the cottage bro more frequently exhales vape clouds, or smokes - perhaps a cigarello or cloves. the camp dude has a fridge full of cartons of native smokes, and likely smells of engine grease and fish slime. occasionally a cottage bro will become a camp dude, or vice versa. a cottage bro who waxes poetic about the night sky during a power outage is on his way to camp dudeness, and a camp dude who complains about lack of hot water is on the cusp. a fascinating pair, two sides of the summer leisure coin. next week we will discuss their mates, and their courtship practices.
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Aug 6, 2022 15:11
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cottage bros fuckin' love fireworks.
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Aug 6, 2022 15:12
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although they may seem similar to cottage bros in garb and behaviour, the cottage bruh is actually an invasive species and much more damaging to the local ecosystem. cottage bros will restrict their activities to their nesting and hunting grounds, while cottage bruhs are much more migratory, moving from lakeside to lakeside as the local resources are depleted. a cottage bro's home will often house several generations of cottage bros, while a cottage bruh will typically usurp a bro's cottage if it is left empty for a long weekend
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