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Jimmybob
Mar 7, 2005

Wifi Toilet posted:

One stop shop. After Amazon helps you OD, you can also go to Amazon for healthcare.

https://www.cnn.com/2022/07/21/tech/amazon-one-medical/index.html

Next they just need Amazon funeral and mortuary services. Subscribe to amazon prime to get a free burial plot upon death!

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
Also free 2-day shipping* to the cemetery.


shipping times are an estimate and not guaranteed

Hairy Right Hook
Sep 9, 2001

Hee to the ho
Mods please change my username to SNORT LIKE A BOSS

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I'm high on life

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



By popular demand posted:

Do you even have any brain left?

I don't even know anymore.

I got hit with a forumban yesterday so maybe not.







I need help.

I. M. Gei fucked around with this message at 23:29 on Aug 8, 2022

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Smugworth posted:

I'm high on life

nice, you got a new life connect?

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Hairy Right Hook posted:

Mods please change my username to SNORT LIKE A BOSS

dot communist
Mar 28, 2005

Dr. Gojo Shioji posted:

Big Business is killing all the small local Mom and Pop head shops!

We need to sieze the means of consumption

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



dot communist posted:

We need to sieze the means of consumption

okay OFFICER

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Poohs Packin posted:

They are fun for a couple hours but there's never any end game really. It's just like "oh poo poo birds are chirping can't wait to wake up to an existential crisis due to zero serotonin in 5 hours"

yeah. or psychosis.

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
Why are mylar bags that aren't clear or single color banned? People using them as reflective material for grow rooms?

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Amazon also sells pornographic anime now.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Hey Ed, how was your vacation? Did you learn anything new on your sabbatical?

Edward Mass posted:

Amazon also sells pornographic anime now.

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party

staberind posted:

Ebay is about the same really, all sorts of herb crushers and so on.
*Eye's copper 3 layer grinder* they are good for herbs, dont get a plastic or aluminum one

What's wrong with aluminum?

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

poopnanners posted:

What's wrong with aluminum?

The pegs for grinding are not particularly strong and can either wear down or deform and break off of alu ones. brass, copper and stainless should be ok, although the patina will probably wear off of the outside of copper ones, (actual grinding area inside is the same after a few years so no "random bit of metal in ground herbs" problem).

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

i use a coffee grinder from hamilton beach

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Edward Mass posted:

Amazon also sells pornographic anime now.

Now there's a bad drug. Will no one protect family values?!

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Theres a store need me that sells cannabis seeds for like £50 each under the pretence that they are to be used as “fishing bait” lol.

Just imagining a dude throwing like a grands worth of seeds into the river to catch a trout

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


:snoop:only if you want to catch the dopefish.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Edward Mass posted:

Amazon also sells pornographic anime now.

Why do you know this?



I learned about the gently caress machines from GBS. What's your excuse?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
poz my bezos-hole

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

I. M. Gei posted:

Why do you know this?



I learned about the gently caress machines from GBS. What's your excuse?

Maybe they just like hentai, OP.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Meme Poker Party posted:

Maybe they just like hentai, OP.

:mods:

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

I. M. Gei posted:

Why do you know this?



I learned about the gently caress machines from GBS. What's your excuse?

As someone who likes physical media, I frequent Blu-ray.com. I was looking to see if there was a physical release of The Story of Film: An Odyssey, a mini-series about exactly what it sounds like it's about, and putting "The Story of" in the search box revealed a very different Blu-ray.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

AHH F/UGH posted:

lol Jeff Bezos has no scruples and will do anything to make money whether it's making his employees piss their pants after their back breaks from 10 hours of lifting boxes or selling crack pipes online

I could almost respect a billionaire who sells anything to anyone regardless of morality but most of them seem to want to pander to rightwingers.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


I think you mean :ADMINS!:

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

You can buy poppy seeds on Amazon too. The seed pods bleed opium and get you hosed up sometimes until you die.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


I've bought all my weed paraphernalia from Amazon.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Legalize drugs

Ban Amazon

Waste of Breath
Dec 30, 2021

I only know🧠 one1️⃣ thing🪨: I😡 want😤 to 🔪kill☠️… 😈Chaos😱… I need🥵 to. [TIME⏰ TO DIE☠️]
:same:

Edward Mass posted:

Amazon also sells pornographic anime now.

Now?

https://consumerist.com/2006/01/12/amazon-pushes-x-rated-animation-as-anime/

(also featuring Amazon selling poppers)

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Waste of Breath posted:

(also featuring Amazon selling poppers)

Link?

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012


Lol that review

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
I wish amazon had more drug stuff and also started selling booze.

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


Nigmaetcetera posted:

I wish amazon had more drug stuff and also started selling booze.

It's a near-certainty that they're working on it. Unfortunately, once they do it'll probably end up like most of the rest of their store, where half the stuff is counterfeit or just marketplace listings where everyone is trying to sell the same super-cheap stuff they're getting from Aliexpress.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Nigmaetcetera posted:

I wish amazon had more drug stuff and also started selling booze.

Drizly already exists.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I. M. Gei posted:

Why do you know this?



I learned about the gently caress machines from GBS. What's your excuse?

Well which one did you buy?

Mr_Companie
Jul 4, 2003

ARE YOU INTERESTED IN AN EXCITING BUISNESS OPPROTUNITY?
If it weren't for Wobbly eyed Jeff pushing out the little guy this country would still have a thriving artisan scene around cocaine and cocaine accessories

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LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


Mr_Companie posted:

If it weren't for Wobbly eyed Jeff pushing out the little guy this country would still have a thriving artisan scene around cocaine and cocaine accessories



Why do I feel like Quentin Tarantino has this exact layout in his living room?

(Also, this ad made me go some googling and learn that ivory importing wasn't banned until 1989. WTF?)

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Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

Edward Mass posted:

As someone who likes physical media, I frequent Blu-ray.com. I was looking to see if there was a physical release of The Story of Film: An Odyssey, a mini-series about exactly what it sounds like it's about, and putting "The Story of" in the search box revealed a very different Blu-ray.

That guy's monotone northern irish accent is an excellent sleep aid

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