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every year, when the reeds whip in the winds skipping across the lake’s surface and the yotes howl to the tired clouds, a giant rear end plunges up from the horizontal to settle in front of the sun, blocking out all light of just for a moment, teaching us to reflect. reflect on that big loving rear end.

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nut

Science classes around the world craft and wear special glasses with small slits allowing a view of only the crack to come thru

nut

yes you are wise to hold your breath and plug your nose, but fret not, it’s only a minute

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This year is going to be a rare double eclipse. A big rear end + big ol' rear end eclipse

nut

grown ups litter the park and pull underwear over their faces as the light disappears

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total eclipse of the fart


thanks Manifisto!

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


minecraft_holmes posted:

total eclipse of the fart

Finger Prince


A partial eclipse

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hello friend


haha wouldn't it be funny to be the man on the moon and get covered by the big butt? as a joke, haha.



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

nut

Finger Prince posted:

A partial eclipse

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Finger Prince posted:

A partial eclipse

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Finger Prince posted:

A partial eclipse


thanks Manifisto!

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Both moons are out

nut

Cosmologist poring over a chalkboard with what you might think is a Venn diagram on it. Years later, she will be the first to theorize the beginning of the universe as the Big Clap.

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Based on compelling new evidence, scientists have now concluded that the Earth is butt-shaped. If you can't see the rear end in a top hat that means it's you

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furiously researching astrology charts to see what you should do if you were born under a giant sky rear end


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