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Zelda has done a lot of very bad things, very bad, they don't want you to say it but it's true, very bad and very low energy
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Ganon is a patriarchal Gerudo imperialist seeking to conquer neighboring country "Hyrule" because he "covets" the local geographic advantages by his own admission. Then he also turns into satan.
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Aug 13, 2022 00:02
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How do we know the Zora didn't do something to deserve being frozen? Or the Goron's for that matter? A lot can change in 7 years and maybe, just maybe, they were held accountable for aiding a time-traveling terrorist.
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Aug 13, 2022 00:04
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Grape posted:Ganon is a patriarchal Gerudo imperialist seeking to conquer neighboring country "Hyrule" because he "covets" the local geographic advantages by his own admission. So are you for or against Gabon or what?
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Aug 13, 2022 00:26
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War Wizard posted:How do we know the Zora didn't do something to deserve being frozen? Or the Goron's for that matter? A lot can change in 7 years and maybe, just maybe, they were held accountable for aiding a time-traveling terrorist. I mean even if king Zora deserved to get got it's hard to believe that freezing an entire race of people to death is really warranted.
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Aug 13, 2022 00:36
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I love how the twist to Mary Shelley's Frankenstein was so amazing that people keep trying to apply it to modern fiction just to make themselves look so smart.
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Aug 13, 2022 00:36
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This ganon sounds like an abusive prick, keeping Zelda trapped inside the castle or whatever every time I hear about him, and then installing ring cams everywhere like he did in Breath of the Wild. Cringy as gently caress. I say we cancel his rear end.Bad Purchase posted:i never played any of those dynasty warrior and spinoff games, they always looked really grindy and boring. is the zelda one good? It doesn't let you play as Groose, so no.
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Aug 13, 2022 04:38
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Tuxide posted:It doesn't let you play as Groose, so no. what about Cawlin?
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Aug 13, 2022 04:43
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Qanondorf Chudmire
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Aug 13, 2022 04:52
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posting pigtext on 4gan.org
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Aug 13, 2022 04:53
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I wish Nintendo would throw the HD Windwaker port on Switch. It would take ten minutes of effort.
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Aug 13, 2022 05:15
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SRQ posted:haven't played the former, in the latter i dunno just leave, he clearly just wanted the castle and surrounding area. This is actually what a lot of them did. Almost everyone in Hyrule Castle town is accounted for living in Kakoriko Village or the surrounding area after the town gets destroyed
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Aug 13, 2022 05:19
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Scratching my head how you could side with Ganon after meeting Nabooru. Really?
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Aug 13, 2022 05:44
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i think, op, the difference between legeng odf zelda bad guy gan*non and irl people you might be conflating him with is that unlike drumph and his ilk gannen is 100% real
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Aug 13, 2022 05:52
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Sugar Blaster posted:i think, op, the difference between legeng odf zelda bad guy gan*non and irl people you might be conflating him with is that unlike drumph and his ilk gannen is 100% real hate to admit it, but they're right
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Aug 13, 2022 05:53
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Wow Ganon, seizing power over the Gerudo just because you're the only one with a dick. Really progressive of you. rear end. Fucker. Bitch.
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Aug 13, 2022 06:01
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Bad Purchase posted:hate to admit it, but they're right thinking this as well. case is open and shut really, when they put it like that
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Aug 13, 2022 06:03
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So what does a guy have to say to get hosed by a gerudo around here am I right?
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Aug 13, 2022 06:04
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The Bodhisattva Avalokiteśvara, also known as Ganon, is in fact a very good person. But outside of their incarnation as Avalokiteśvara and the Dalai Lama, they are very rarely a "guy".
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Aug 13, 2022 06:19
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G-dawg is the man He has a cooler horse and is a warlock Also he lives forever while punk-rear end Link and Zelda have to get reincarnated or something. Idk I like Zelda 2 and Gannon always wins in that one.
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Aug 13, 2022 07:31
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GanOWN
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Aug 13, 2022 08:00
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Ganondorf Quagmire 
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Aug 13, 2022 09:24
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Captain Falcon is the superior Melee fighter tho
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Aug 13, 2022 19:59
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[hook] Black Ganon Black Ganon Black Ganon I feel like Black Ganon I’m not black but I feel like Black Ganon I got the clip like Ann Landers [verse 1] Black Ganon Black Ganon I feel like black Black Ganon I’m not a racist I’m not Bernie Sanders I drank a gallon of lean now I feel good I snorted fentanyl now I’m so happy I’m poppin' Xanny in boot-cut Versace I’m still good to drive the 'rarri just watch me I’m smokin’ a blunt in the Lambo I tried to be sober I can’t though We cookin’ risotto with Mad Dog I took a poo poo it’s a fat log Whole crew smokin’ orc I got glaucoma I can’t go to court I’m holdin’ the chopper like Time Crisis Jacked up on K2 i might just join ISIS Abu Bakr al Bagdadi I’m rich I got three Bugattis I’m in the cut with some hotties Black Ganon I got your girl feedin’ me chicky tanders [hook] Black Ganon Black Ganon Black Ganon I feel like Black Ganon I’m not black but I feel like Black Ganon I got the clip like Ann Landers [verse 2] Black Ganons black Lambo black Rolly black card Wallets like asses the fatter the better they are I got green money, green weed, green like an orc This club has been set on alert I got your girl in my chili shirt Four Loko was OP so they had to nerf Your girl like my favorite soda cause she Squirt My weed came off a plant My weed came off a plant Black Ganon Black Ganon Black Ganon Gettin’ paid like my name’s Enes Kanter Haters can’t hate my on hustle I got a Triangle Dick Muscle I might give a mouse a drat cookie I'm smokin’ a pound ain’t no rookie I don’t got no lean so I smoke a tree Black Ganon [hook] Black Ganon Black Ganon Black Ganon I feel like Black Ganon I’m not black but I feel like Black Ganon I got the clip like Ann Landers
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Aug 13, 2022 21:11
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Make Hyrule Great Again
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Aug 13, 2022 21:33
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[hook] dae doo da doo, da do daee da doo da do [/hook]
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Aug 14, 2022 09:14
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ganon is cool but i worry he drinks too much and has jaundice
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Doctor J Off posted:I misread this as "qanon is actually the good guy" so I came in here ready to roast some chuds, but now I see it's another video game thread My fellow Hyrulians, over the course of the next several days you will undoubtedly realize that we are taking back our great land (the land of the Triforce) from the evil tyrants that wish to do us harm and destroy the last remaining refuge of shining light. On the Dark Lord's order, we have initiated certain fail-safes that shall safeguard Kakariko Village from the primary fallout which is slated to occur 11.3 upon the arrest announcement of Sir Groose. ... We will be initiating the Emergency Spirit Track (EST) during this time in an effort to provide a direct message (avoiding the fake Deku Tree) to all citizens. Organizations and/or Hylians that wish to do us harm during this time will be met with swift fury – certain laws have been pre-lifted to provide our great Gorons the necessary authority to handle and conduct these operations (at home and abroad). Oocca. Zelda detained, not arrested (yet). Where is Ravio? Follow Ravio. Why does the Dark Lord surround himself with Moblins?
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Aug 14, 2022 13:04
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Ganondorf is a cool guy, but Ganon, his pig fursona, is anything but. I'm trying to be respectful and understanding, but it really seems like he's using it as an excuse. No, buddy, I don't believe that you've been overwhelmed by darkness. I think you're being a jerk and are trying to get away with it by blaming your "other self".
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Aug 14, 2022 15:59
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Ganondorf is just way too big. Imagine him trying to enter all those doors in hyrule for regular sized people. He just can't do it.
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Aug 14, 2022 16:04
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Hold A to crawl, fyi
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Aug 14, 2022 18:37
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Mooey Cow posted:Ganondorf is just way too big. Imagine him trying to enter all those doors in hyrule for regular sized people. He just can't do it. Funny thing is his official height is actually shorter than the average height of a gerudo, which is over 7 feet tall but Ganon is "only" 6 feet and change.
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Napoleon complex, explains a lot. If only Hyrule provided free heels for vertically challenged
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