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ah geez oh man ah gently caress i didnt study what do i do??? |
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Good thing I showed up in my underoos |
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Aug 13, 2022 01:43
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haha yeah same <has studied 2 hours a night for the last 3 weeks and is feeling rested and well prepared> P's for degrees amirite my guy lol 
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Viginti Septem posted:Good thing I showed up in my underoos poo poo i showed up fully clothed like a loving WEIRDO |
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Aug 13, 2022 01:51
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i'ma bribe the proctor with a bag of doritos so i can use my phone
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Aug 13, 2022 02:15
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i'm going to coat the scantron sheet in chapstick to fool it into giving me a perfect score 
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Aug 13, 2022 02:27
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gonna have breakfast with the class nerd and casually ask, "so, this test coming up today! what do you think is gonna be on it???" and basically do an intense cramming session, but surreptitiously, so the class nerd does not realize I am doing it
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Aug 13, 2022 04:28
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take enough tests and you learn the tricks to get a good grade even if you didn't study |
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Aug 13, 2022 06:56
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cheat and do not get caught.. whatsoever |
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Aug 13, 2022 11:41
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the big test is simply a test of bigness. no need to worry (unless u r smol)
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Aug 13, 2022 12:34
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just gonna barf all over the answer sheet. that's my answer to this outrageous demand on my memory and problem solving abilities. this class is a farce. i quit |
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Aug 13, 2022 14:12
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I brought my big No. 2 pencil for the big scantron sheet. |
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Aug 13, 2022 16:39
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Khanstant posted:take enough tests and you learn the tricks to get a good grade even if you didn't study tested on taking tests…the plot thickens… |
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Aug 13, 2022 16:39
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no i don't want to reset my graphing calculator for this test, it has Doom and Mario apps on it!
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Aug 13, 2022 16:46
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sig by Heather Papps!
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guys the chapstick thing did not work and now there’s Dr Pepper flavored goo all up in the machine |
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Aug 13, 2022 16:49
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(staring uneasily at my test packet) So like, do I get a jar or do I just pee on this? |
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Aug 13, 2022 16:53
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google THIS posted:(staring uneasily at my test packet) So like, do I get a jar or do I just pee on this? Results aren't good. Looks like you caught a bad case of grammarrhea. I prescribe a #2 dose of pencilcillin |
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Viginti Septem posted:Results aren't good. Looks like you caught a bad case of grammarrhea. 
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Dr. Honked posted:the big test is simply a test of bigness. no need to worry (unless u r smol) Wait, are you saying I studied Big for nothing?! <crumples up Tom Hanks poster and throws it away>
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Aug 13, 2022 21:17
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*blows off studying for test because higher education is a joke* professor: you’re about to learn there’s nothing funny about the way we test students here at Clown U
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Aug 13, 2022 22:03
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baka fwocka fwame posted:*blows off studying for test because higher education is a joke* the clown hunger games
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are you naked too for the big test? im naked
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I wrote all the answers on the insides of my eyelids. The proctor asked why I kept shining a flashlight in my face and confiscated it :/ |
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write a cheat sheet and memorize it in your mind and just imagine the sheet when a hard question comes |
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If there's a question I can't answer, I just yell out "PHYSICAL CHALLENGE". |
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The professor let us take the big test in groups because it's so big no single person can get from one end of the test to the other within the time limit.
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Twenty Four posted:The professor let us take the big test in groups because it's so big no single person can get from one end of the test to the other within the time limit. squid game test, very nice
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DON'T PANIC.
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Aug 15, 2022 04:14
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lots of good tips in here, feeling more confident with these tips |
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Aug 15, 2022 18:27
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i can't believe nobody revealed the weird old tip yet
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baka fwocka fwame posted:*blows off studying for test because higher education is a joke* |
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Scuba Trooper posted:lots of good tips in here, feeling more confident with these tips spoke too soon. this test, it's the big test, and hoo boy you've never seen a test this big |
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Who is the BYOB nerd please tell me who to cheat off of
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in byob even the nerds are busy copying each other. this leads to a circular loop of copying where hive mind synthesis broken telephones each answer arbitrarily. the prof doesn’t mind because marking effectively one test is way easier than marking a bunch of different ones
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I'ma sleep in and casually stroll in an hour into the big test because, as they say, fear is the mind killer
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sorry prof, the 5 was really packed this morning and my mom made pancakes and they were so good
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baka fwocka fwame posted:in byob even the nerds are busy copying each other. this leads to a circular loop of copying where hive mind synthesis broken telephones each answer arbitrarily. every test gets turned in and they all just say "LOL" in huge block letters scrawled across the entire page sideways
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Walking up right behind the smart kid and turning my test in right after them. My test sheet simply says 
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google THIS posted:Walking up right behind the smart kid and turning my test in right after them. My test sheet simply says
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