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What if we all pooped water and bidets blasted your rear end with poo poo when you were done?? What then??
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Aug 16, 2022 23:29
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgiCS2Yj6l8
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Aug 16, 2022 23:35
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Am I supposed to rate this thread a 1 or 5 Bidets own
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Aug 16, 2022 23:47
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Rate it on Bristol stool chart
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Knot My President! posted:Am I supposed to rate this thread a 1 or 5 2 uh duh LuckyCat posted:What if we all pooped water and bidets blasted your rear end with poo poo when you were done?? What then?? I think you would still know what to do 😘
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Aperture Priority posted:nothing beats getting rimmed by Poseidon I gotta say this is what finally sold me on the idea
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“You don’t clean your dishes with only dry paper towels” was the one that made me buy one immediately
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All these shitpost threads are grossing me out
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Spinz posted:All these shitpost threads are grossing me out This is really more of a post-poo poo thread than a shitpost thread.
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With a strict diet of mc junior chickens and you won't need to wipe either.
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Knot My President! posted:“You don’t clean your dishes with only dry paper towels” was the one that made me buy one immediately I remember this and still think about it occasionally. It was an extremely effective commercial.
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lol if you dnt keep H2O2 at your thrones side in a spray bottle, ready to bleach and clean thy anus at a moments notice
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they should invent a cure for pooping imo save us all some time and effort
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:they should invent a cure for pooping imo No way pooping is 2nd best bodily function
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Poop is stored in the…butt…?
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Drewsky posted:No way pooping is 2nd best bodily function what's the 1st?
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:what's the 1st? Nutting
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i already have a motion sensitive light for peeing and pooing in the dark. it hangs on the rim, under the seat. can i have a bidet attachment AND a light for peeing and pooing in the dark, or is that too many toilet accessories?
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You'll have to add radioactive dye to the water
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you should have AT LEAST these accessories on every toilet in your dwelling or place of business: - carpeted toilet seat for the winter - alignment camera - bidet - night light - safety light (w/ backup power) - handrail - drying fan - usb c charging port - fold out productivity desk - fish tank skimmer - massage roller - man/ladyscaping kit - homekit or alexa compatible smart speaker with speak2flush - chewing gum - traffic cone (orange) - squatty potty footrest
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you completely forgot: -a curated selection of tiny tree air fresheners -5.1 dolby surround playing beethoven's 5th
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Please don't do your crotchscaping on the toilet, have some class
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