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I wanna bring up Alexandre Dumas to these people and see if I can explode heads
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# ? Aug 22, 2022 10:24 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 17:41 |
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Just use your mouth
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# ? Aug 22, 2022 15:29 |
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Alexander Dumbass
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# ? Aug 22, 2022 15:34 |
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Am I wrong to believe the entirety of literary fiction is loving megalomaniacal bullshit written by suicidal drug addicts? You are not. I can't imagine reading a fictional novel by someone who isn't a weirdo nerd.
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# ? Aug 22, 2022 15:39 |
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Bible should rhyme with snivel
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# ? Aug 22, 2022 15:49 |
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My handwriting is terrible and i don't own a printer, so if I need need to write poo poo down I write a novel around it and send it to a publisher. If you read really bad romance stuff like this: Jenny sighed and dialed Bob's number 555 1234532. As she waited for him to pick up she let her gaze wander around the kitchen: the apples, the milk, rice and a bottle of shampoo. An old calendar with "Grandma's birthday saturday!!" written in red, hopeful letters, reminding Jenny of better days, days before the ballgag incident... that's most likely mine
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# ? Aug 22, 2022 16:00 |
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Am I wrong to believe the entirety of literary fiction is loving megalomaniacal bullshit written by suicidal drug addicts? Socially well-adjusted people have no need to escape reality by writing stories about their ideal world where they are god.
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# ? Aug 22, 2022 16:08 |
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Jenny's number is 867-5309 It sounds pretty obvious you don't know Jenny
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# ? Aug 22, 2022 16:17 |
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the story only shows bob’s number and the exchange code is different because he got his mobile phone when he was out of state for college
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# ? Aug 22, 2022 16:19 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 17:41 |
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syntaxfunction posted:That list is weird. There's a bunch of stuff like Tom Clancy which is fair, but then you have Lord of the Flies, One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest and The Bonfire of the Vanities which are well regarded literature by most people? Sorry pal but everyone in those beloved classic books is just too white, well except for the Indian Chief, maybe he should cameo in every novel
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# ? Aug 22, 2022 16:31 |