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toilet paper, like the good kind not that single ply public restroom poo poo
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Aug 15, 2022 17:22
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my loins are already girded up thanks to the invention of pants, so I have no need of girding up my loins when the Lord calls upon us to make war against the Jebusites or the Moabites or whoever it is we're killing today
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Aug 15, 2022 17:58
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i triple gird my loins
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Aug 15, 2022 17:59
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Staying up all night posting dumb poo poo on the Internet instead of reading lovely books by candle light. Imagine having to go to the library and check out a book and then write "im gay" by hand in the margines of every page before you return it just to shitpost, like a goddam caveman
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Aug 15, 2022 18:50
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toilets tampons toothpaste
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Aug 15, 2022 19:04
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vape pen
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Aug 15, 2022 19:24
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cursory medical knowledge at my fingertips to fuel my hypochondria wait
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Aug 15, 2022 19:25
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Easily accessible gay gangbangs. Like if you want 10 dudes to just come over to your house and rail you for like 7 and half hours , you can have that happen with little to no fuss and you can even order pizza online for your gangbang
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Aug 15, 2022 20:05
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"V"-style skijumping
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Aug 15, 2022 20:27
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Corn Glizzy posted:toilet paper, like the good kind not that single ply public restroom poo poo LOL imagine thinking toilet paper is a modern thing or good
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Aug 15, 2022 20:47
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Porn. How has nobody said this one yet? It seems like an obligatory answer.
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Aug 15, 2022 20:47
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They had porn back in the day too, haven't you seen all those naked statues?!
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Aug 15, 2022 20:50
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I found all the porn I needed in the woods and shoplifted from Waldenbooks
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Aug 15, 2022 20:53
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probably modern amedenties and culture in general. i have been listening to the last podcast on the left multiparter on the salem witch trials and it sounds loving awful to live back then and you can die from everything and as they say on the podcast "life sucked and everything was hard".
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Aug 15, 2022 20:57
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making GBS threads in a toilet and flushing it away
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Aug 15, 2022 20:58
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Porn. Easy I just stared at the sky until a cloud that looked like a boob or pussy lips floated by and started jerkin before it dissipated.
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Aug 15, 2022 20:59
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the good screen (but no thanks at all to the bad screen)
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Aug 15, 2022 21:00
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Look, I in no way mean to minimize the significance of woods porn, but in terms of technological achievement I don't think there are many things that could rival the advancement of porn delivery in the last 40 years or so.
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Aug 15, 2022 21:01
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Do you think woods porn still exists? I wonder if the Internet killed it.
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Aug 15, 2022 21:11
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The mods are not invulnerable not immortal
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Aug 15, 2022 21:24
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Dapper_Swindler posted:amedenties spell check
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Aug 15, 2022 21:26
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Wendigee posted:Do you think woods porn still exists? I wonder if the Internet killed it. Just an iPad full of mkv files hooked to a solar charger, tucked under a bush surrounded by empty monster energy cans
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Aug 15, 2022 21:38
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Being able to get into my car, tell it a destination, and having a little cat nap is one of life's simple pleasures.
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Aug 15, 2022 21:55
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Dapper_Swindler posted:probably modern amedenties and culture in general. i have been listening to the last podcast on the left multiparter on the salem witch trials and it sounds loving awful to live back then and you can die from everything and as they say on the podcast "life sucked and everything was hard".  Salem witch trials happened well into modern era 
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Aug 15, 2022 22:28
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Hearing about something and being read about it in a moment is pretty cool. Not dying of cancer is cool but I haven't taken that for granted.
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Aug 15, 2022 23:04
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elevator music. can you imagine those pitiable old bastards who had to ride the elevator in complete silence?
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Aug 15, 2022 23:27
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follow up: the wii shop music
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Aug 15, 2022 23:27
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Wendigee posted:Do you think woods porn still exists? I wonder if the Internet killed it. No, woods porn is a necessity to the point it will spontaneously generate if needed.
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Aug 15, 2022 23:27
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Bad Purchase posted:elevator music. They used to have attendants who would hand control the scary moving box for you. You could probably make them sing you a song in return for a tip.
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goatface posted:They used to have attendants who would hand control the scary moving box for you. You could probably make them sing you a song in return for a tip. yeah but they'd probably sing church hymns or dirty limericks, not smooth and soothing elevator music
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Aug 15, 2022 23:30
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Running hot water over my hands cuz I have bad circulation
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Aug 15, 2022 23:53
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the internet makes you stupid. but it also answers any sort of question that comes to my mind. Remember encyclopedias? I don't know if they would say WHY wombats poop in cubes. apparently, it's because it won't roll away, and the wombats place them around their burrows, and they can stack them. for wombat-reasons
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Aug 16, 2022 01:04
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Modern housing is kind of great - I live in a square box that I can make near enough impervious to wind and water, and it's so well insulated we have problems keeping it cold most of the year. Being able to sit through the worst rainstorms or biting cold in dry warm comfort without leaks or drafts - and with big windows to look out on it - is luxurious. Of course, the dividing line for "modern" here is varying and debatable.
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Aug 16, 2022 01:29
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Tarquinn posted:Plumbing, cold and hot water, electricity, and being connected to the whole goddamn world. That basic thing is like infinitely more important than everything else I can think of.
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laser toenail removal got so tired of clipping them all the time before
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