writers room meeting for the gritty waynes world reboot

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Heather Papps: hello friend

"listen i know i keep coming back to this but i think we REALLY need to consider it. wayne and garth, but gender swapped - and their twitch channel instead of being local news and whatever is just them in a hot tub. it captures the zeitgeist!"

# ? Aug 18, 2022 17:47

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# ? May 1, 2024 19:04

Heather Papps: hello friend

"alright we've decided what wayne is addicted to - it was obvious from the start - wayne is a meth guy now."

*nods of approval*

"but what about garth? what's his vice?"

a quiet voice from the back: _{maybe he's into... i dunno... haha, maybe... feet?}

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Aug 18, 2022 17:48

nut

*lifting my head off the table after a powernap, the strands of drool stretching from the surface to my lips*

...what if things weren't excellent?

# ? Aug 18, 2022 18:09

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

instead of a gun rack, Wayne's gf gets him a Zune

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Aug 18, 2022 18:15

nut

Wayne: Car!

Garth: Car!

*wayne and garth pick up their podcasting table and move it off of the road*

# ? Aug 18, 2022 18:34

Heather Papps: hello friend

"bohemian rhapsody? that poo poo is old as hell. they should sing along to rich minion by yeat"

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Aug 18, 2022 18:50

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Narrator: Garth was killed by an infection of brain-eating amoebas after swimming in a lake with his 1-month old son and their dog.
*image of Garth fades away*

# ? Aug 18, 2022 18:53

Twenty Four

*Super excited*

"WAYENS WORLD"

*Barely pretending to be excited*

"Party time..."

*Clearly not excited at all anymore*

"excelen... whatever I guess"

*Somehow a fake guitar string manages to break while Wayne and Garth pretend to play air guitars with barely any emotion*

"You know what? gently caress it, let's just drink cheap beer in the basement."

# ? Aug 18, 2022 19:37

Twenty Four

Wayne: "Garth get in here, it's almost 3:15 AM and time for our show that a dozen or so people might tune in to on the local independent television station!"

Garth: "There are kids younger then teenagers who's parents buy them stuff and they slowly open the box and millions of people watch that poo poo."

Wayne: "When? In our 3:15 time slot?"

Garth: "No, like, whenever, doesn't matter."

Wayne "Party time? Excellent?"

Garth: "Sure, I guess..."

*Sad guitar noises*

# ? Aug 18, 2022 20:06

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

A slowed down cover of Stairway to Heaven sung by a young child plays in the background as Wayne loads bullets into an assault rifle magazine in a dimly lit basement while chanting to himself:
*click* wayne's
*click* world
*click* wayne's
*click* world
*click* party
*click* time
*click* excellent
*click*

# ? Aug 18, 2022 20:10

baka of lathspell

old wayne: more like pains world gently caress my lumbago

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# ? Aug 18, 2022 20:12

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Buttchocks posted:

A slowed down cover of Stairway to Heaven sung by a young child plays in the background as Wayne loads bullets into an assault rifle magazine in a dimly lit basement while chanting to himself:
*click* wayne's
*click* world
*click* wayne's
*click* world
*click* party
*click* time
*click* excellent
*click*

lol

# ? Aug 18, 2022 20:15

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Instead of them saying "schwing" when they see a hot lady, we just do silent smash cuts to their twitching genitals

# ? Aug 19, 2022 05:25

Escape From Noise

Their influencer house gets sponsored by Bang Energy and the CEO of Bang Energy gets on them to shill using his new dubstep song he wrote to appeal to the youth.

# ? Aug 19, 2022 07:18

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Crucial Taunt is instead called Non-Toxic Compliment

# ? Aug 19, 2022 07:27

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Big Boss record label exec loves their safe message/awesome repetitive pop hooks from the radio in his hybrid limo

:dukedog:

# ? Aug 19, 2022 07:35

Escape From Noise

Garth drives a Tesla and murders a family proving FSD is actually safer than a human driver to people on Twitter. Wacky hijinks ensue with a paid for cameo by Elon Musk.

# ? Aug 19, 2022 07:56

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

During their show, Garth accidentally knocks the camera. It spins backwards, revealing the mummified body of the dead camera operator.

# ? Aug 19, 2022 08:50

Escape From Noise

Foxy Lady by Jimmi Hendrix: out.
WAP: In

# ? Aug 19, 2022 09:15

nut

wayne and garth are always chewing on sand

# ? Aug 19, 2022 15:50

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

this is going to be a grinty wayne's world reboot because it's going to star rupert grint

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? Aug 19, 2022 17:08

baka of lathspell

party on, garth of byob

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# ? Aug 19, 2022 17:42

Farecoal: There he go

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Instead of them saying "schwing" when they see a hot lady, we just do silent smash cuts to their twitching genitals

# ? Aug 19, 2022 17:44

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

CSI: WW

# ? Aug 19, 2022 18:01

Escape From Noise

Wayne and Tayne

# ? Aug 19, 2022 18:37

Twenty Four

Escape From Noise posted:

Garth drives a Tesla and murders a family proving FSD is actually safer than a human driver to people on Twitter. Wacky hijinks ensue with a paid for cameo by Elon Musk.

It's somehow cool though because there is a red licorice dispenser hanging from the inner roof of the Tesla.

# ? Aug 19, 2022 21:21

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

The Suck Cut is replaced with a wood chipper

Escape From Noise posted:

Garth drives a Tesla and murders a family proving FSD is actually safer than a human driver to people on Twitter. Wacky hijinks ensue with a paid for cameo by Elon Musk.

Twenty Four posted:

It's somehow cool though because there is a red licorice dispenser hanging from the inner roof of the Tesla.

# ? Aug 19, 2022 22:53

Finger Prince

SCENE:

Night, city scape
View is across a large bridge.
Camera pans down, off to the side is a barrel with a fire in it.
We see the back of an old rusty AMC Pacer facing the river under the bridge. The tinny sound of Bohemain Rhapsody is heard distantly as though from the car speakers.
Camera cuts to the rear quarter of the car, the music is much louder now and very distorted, played through OEM speakers from tape or 8 track.
Camera slowly pans across the car to the driver's seat. An old man in a worn black t-shirt and dirty old baseball hat that says Wayne's World on the front is passed out in the driver's seat. Around his mouth and nose is gold spray paint, beside him lies a crumpled paper bag and spray paint can.
Someone approaches the car and kicks the door. They are dressed like a female prostitute, but are clearly a man of similar age to the man in the car.

GARTH: Wake up you old gently caress! I got some money. Let's get some food.

WAYNE: *comes to and halfheartedly assumes an air guitar pose* weedleedeedleedee, excellent *coughs*

Finger Prince fucked around with this message at 08:35 on Aug 20, 2022

# ? Aug 20, 2022 04:46

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# ? May 1, 2024 19:04

Escape From Noise

Twenty Four posted:

It's somehow cool though because there is a red licorice dispenser hanging from the inner roof of the Tesla.

How about instead of a Twizzler dispenser it's a massive vape with strawberry vape juice so they can blow sick clouds?

# ? Aug 20, 2022 08:29

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