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ferrari strats would be things are going well, she's close to orgasm, then you pit to switch condoms, accidentally put a mars bar wrapper on instead, blow your load accidentally then fall off the bed
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i shout “hey siri, in 3 weeks remind me to say thank you for the sex” i don’t want to seem desperate by saying it right away, but a few weeks gives me that casual and aloof vibe i’m going for
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:ferrari strats would be things are going well, she's close to orgasm, then you pit to switch condoms, accidentally put a mars bar wrapper on instead, blow your load accidentally then fall off the bed lol
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Aug 31, 2022 16:47
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I make the Master P voice and shout "UGH! NA NA NA!"
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Aug 31, 2022 16:53
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Bad Purchase posted:i shout “hey siri, in 3 weeks remind me to say thank you for the sex” 3 weeks to send some flowers? She gonna think she’s your second best, and that you’ve been opting for your first best, but maybe you are also your first bests second best and your best is with their best so now you’re just settling for your second best. Send flowers in like 2-3 days and just act like you got some cool poo poo going on. Like yeah babe, totally busy at the cigar club, waxing my car, amateur rocketry etc. nbd. 
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No because I don't talk to myself, that's crazy
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Aug 31, 2022 17:05
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Chinatown posted:HIGH FIVE!!! Hi fiving your own hand is just a wet clap though  
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Aug 31, 2022 17:37
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hmm i usually say "that was good" if it was. nothing if its not. if its too good then ill start crying. idk whats wrong with everyone else in the thread but i havent worked through stuff in therapy. trying to find a sex therapist but they are booked constantly!
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It is only courteous to thank a man after receiving his load, and I aim to be a man of courtesy and genteel decorum
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Aug 31, 2022 19:15
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A jaunty “thanks, toots” and a firm slap on the bottom has never failed me op.
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The Bloop posted:Same but final fantasy victory theme Me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Wc3kwv0Ddw
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Do you say sex after thank you?
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Aug 31, 2022 20:59
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I just did.
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I just say “you’re welcome” 
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