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Sorry. Pool party is cancelled. Yeah. We got a shark. Jerry must have brought one back on his shorts from the beach or something.
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Aug 22, 2022 14:36
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May 4, 2024 20:57
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Sorry. Pool party is cancelled. Yeah. We got a shark. Jerry must have brought one back on his shorts from the beach or something.
Pool sharks are very good at sneaking into pockets
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Aug 22, 2022 15:47
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(someone accidentally spills their beer in the water)
"Everyone out! They're attracted to the smell of Bud!"
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Aug 22, 2022 22:15
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- Dads Dip Cup
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Johnny, for the last time we already have a shark at home. now come along, the aquarium is closing for the day
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Aug 22, 2022 23:27
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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describe the music, is it a dum dum dum dum or more of a doo doo doo doo doo because one of those is much more dangerous
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Aug 23, 2022 07:09
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- Scuba Trooper
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oh pshaw, the water's fine, chum*
*chum as in shark food not as in friend >B)
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Aug 23, 2022 22:01
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- Khanstant
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the sharks got vintage hustlers
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Aug 24, 2022 00:21
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May 4, 2024 20:57
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Repair guy: Well you see, your problem was you weren't feeding your pool shark and he was getting agitated and messing with the filtration system. So we fed the shark and fixed the filter and now you're good to go.
Me: Wait, weren't there two of you when you started working?
Repair guy: Yeah.
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