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"do unto others as you would have them do unto you" i scream, as i force a bong into your hand, lighter gesturing wildly
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# ? Aug 29, 2022 16:32 |
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Matthew 6:5 — Shut the gently caress up, Bob, everyone is tired of your poo poo. |
# ? Aug 29, 2022 20:48 |
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Esther 69:420 - verily it is time for pumpkin spice lattes to arrive upon the land, but when i enter the starbucks in jerusalem they say unto me that it is a seasonal drink, and it is not yet the season. when i enter the starbucks in jericho or in bethlehem they say the same unto me. what the hell is this poo poo, my lord?
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 21:53 |
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"Austin 3:16, 'I just whooped your rear end'. It's in the bible Karen, you should know this, stop embarrassing me!"
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# ? Aug 31, 2022 23:52 |
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Finger Prince posted:Revelations 4:20 - Only the Devil would refuse drive through service for you not being in a car. The lord blesses all equally that have the will to walk to the next window. https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4
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# ? Sep 1, 2022 02:43 |
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Heather Papps posted:"do unto others as you would have them do unto you" i scream, as i force a bong into your hand, lighter gesturing wildly Smokediah 2:40 'forceth the smoke not, but rejoice in the overobundance.' https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4
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# ? Sep 1, 2022 02:46 |
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barnold posted:"Thou shalt sit and thou shalt spin. Thou shalt even wipe slop" -Jimmy Popicus 3:14 "Thou shalt not worship false Billy Idols." |
# ? Sep 10, 2022 18:30 |
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rear end-penny posted:"I am the Alpha and Omega" I can not read that and not have the internal voice of Xan from Unreal Tournament. Feldegast42 posted:Luke 6:31 -- Will guaranteed get you thrown out of any prosperity gospel evangelical church I thought for sure this would be the "camel through the eye of the needle" bit. biosterous posted:matthew 5:9 = i have A Lot of guns nesamdoom posted:Only the Devil would refuse drive through service for you not being in a car. The lord blesses all equally that have the will to walk to the next window. I've been served no problem riding a bicycle to the drive-through. |
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Rosettas posted:that 1 revelations verse that says that a few thousand people with jesus will be virgin men oh thank the LORD, I'm getting into heaven after all |
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