SA needs to implement a true AI forum moderator

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Toxic Mental: Jun 1, 2019

It's all the rage to have an AI thing these days like Dall-E

We need an AI mod that goes beyond just autobans for using the wrong tags

We need a mod with true AI that will post in threads and detect topics and phrases and then shitposts and hands out probations with funny wrestling gifs

Let's re-hire radium to get him on this ASAP

# ? Aug 27, 2022 05:03

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Sophy Wackles: Dec 17, 2000; > access main security grid
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code:

if poster == �Toxic Mental� then probate = true

# ? Aug 27, 2022 05:08

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Sophy Wackles posted:

code:

if poster == &#8216;Toxic Mental&#8216; then probate = true

Lmao

Realtalk though one of the listed SA mods is actually an experimental AI that astral and Jeff created in their spare time. We're not allowed to tell you who it is or what forum it moderates. It does an ok job I think, and they've been tweaking it here and there. It's handed out some weird probes that had to be recalled and it once tried to permaban a whole thread (thank God you need admin approval for it). That was fun to watch in the backend

# ? Aug 27, 2022 05:10

Bad Purchase: Jun 17, 2019

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Lmao

Realtalk though one of the listed SA mods is actually an experimental AI that astral and Jeff created in their spare time. We're not allowed to tell you who it is or what forum it moderates. It does an ok job I think, and they've been tweaking it here and there. It's handed out some weird probes that had to be recalled and it once tried to permaban a whole thread (thank God you need admin approval for it). That was fun to watch in the backend

was it the thread where every SA user posts once? because if so, that AI is more advanced than you're giving it credit for.

# ? Aug 27, 2022 05:14

Tunicate: May 15, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2wir9wRp8w

I have my suspicions on which mod has been replaced with a robot.

Tunicate fucked around with this message at 05:20 on Aug 27, 2022

# ? Aug 27, 2022 05:18

Chief McHeath: Apr 23, 2002

Is the robot sexy?

# ? Aug 27, 2022 05:29

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Chief McHeath posted:

Is the robot sexy?

All robots are sexy if you're horny enough

# ? Aug 27, 2022 05:35

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

I will be the mod I am ready

# ? Aug 27, 2022 05:39

flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Lmao

Realtalk though one of the listed SA mods is actually an experimental AI that astral and Jeff created in their spare time. We're not allowed to tell you who it is or what forum it moderates. It does an ok job I think, and they've been tweaking it here and there. It's handed out some weird probes that had to be recalled and it once tried to permaban a whole thread (thank God you need admin approval for it). That was fun to watch in the backend

its good to hear tay was able to get another job after 'the incident'. people can change!

# ? Aug 27, 2022 05:45

StoryTime: Feb 26, 2010; Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja

I fed all the rapsheets on the site into a neural net based moderator AI, let's check out the results.

AI Moderator posted:

The forum is banned, you should know better than this. It's just a sixer for now, regdate. I eat rear end HAHA Lowtax HAHA probation. Not funny Eu3XgTe.jpg image. DOXXing helldump don't avoid permaban. Timeout. Why did you think goatse don't come back. Someone like you should stop posting. Please stop posting. Please stop posting. Please stop posting. Please.

Haunting. Jeffery, if you're interested in buying my tech, PM me.

# ? Aug 27, 2022 05:57

SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

Have you heard about my robot mod?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xg3iUla11I4

# ? Aug 27, 2022 06:52

K3nT3n: Oct 8, 2015; If you see me posting my own tweets, please report me so I will be probated for a month.

Nooner posted:

I will be the mod I am ready

https://twitter.com/TenkiWisdomStar/status/1563577679223222272?s=20

# ? Aug 27, 2022 18:25

Buce: Dec 23, 2005

a Strong ai whose only goal is to uplift humanity. Unfortunately, it would kill most of us within a week.

# ? Aug 27, 2022 18:30

K3nT3n: Oct 8, 2015; If you see me posting my own tweets, please report me so I will be probated for a month.

Buce posted:

a Strong ai whose only goal is to uplift humanity. Unfortunately, it would kill most of us within a week.

You mean like this?

# ? Aug 27, 2022 20:38

Toxic Mental: Jun 1, 2019

K3nT3n posted:

You mean like this?

I'm afraid that if it played League then it would spend all its time doing nothing but post slurs and pro-Russia poo poo in offsite discord servers

# ? Aug 27, 2022 21:10

K3nT3n: Oct 8, 2015; If you see me posting my own tweets, please report me so I will be probated for a month.

Toxic Mental posted:

I'm afraid that if it played League then it would spend all its time doing nothing but post slurs and pro-Russia poo poo in offsite discord servers

https://i.imgur.com/LVXii7i.mp4

Like this?

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super sweet best pal: Nov 18, 2009

Automotive Insanity has two mods.

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