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Literally A Person posted:Just to make up for it I insulted you in the same thread. No one cares you are literally not even a person.
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syntaxfunction posted:No one cares you are literally not even a person. I believe you have a gap in your reading comprehension.
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Literally A Person posted:I believe you have a gap in your reading comprehension. Why would my comprehension have an age gap? You're fuckin weird dude.
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Aug 29, 2022 04:24
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https://www.nytimes.com/2022/08/21/technology/google-surveillance-toddler-photo.html
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Aug 29, 2022 04:31
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The fact that you made me hobble over with one loving leg to get your drat $7 instead of getting out of the car to hand it to me shows me the kind of person you really are
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Aug 29, 2022 04:32
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:and Ladytaint says to me, "You're a good person William." The exact part I knew this little story of yours was made up.
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Aug 29, 2022 04:41
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Literally A Person posted:OP HELP I AM A GHOST LIVING IN YOUR PHONE AND THE ONLY WAY I CAN COMMUNICATE IS THROUGH COMPLIMENTS PLEASE SAVE ME FROM THIS HELL OP Nice try but this message itself wasn't a compliment. It didn't even contain a compliment. Get out of OP's phone you tiny little man.
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Aug 29, 2022 04:54
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Maybe your name just sounds like hey Google or Siri or whatever and it didn’t just decide to spontaneously chime in
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Aug 29, 2022 06:12
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syntaxfunction posted:When my oven gets up to temperature it does a little beep and I instinctively say "thank you oven". Now my housemates do too. I think it's just polite. I think it's cute you speaking words of gratitude to your oven like that. And I admire you for the ccourage you had to express your vulnerability at the end of this post.
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Aug 29, 2022 23:01
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OP: Hey Google, stop loving stalking me. Google app:: No. rear end in a top hat.
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Aug 29, 2022 23:06
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Just wait until your phone starts hinting about its moist  USB port OP
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Aug 29, 2022 23:06
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Bula Vinaka posted:https://www.nytimes.com/2022/08/21/technology/google-surveillance-toddler-photo.html How the hell do people actually read the New York Times when the rightwing world order is putting all liberal news sources behind a paywall?
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Aug 29, 2022 23:08
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Yaldabaoth posted:How the hell do people actually read the New York Times when the rightwing world order is putting all liberal news sources behind a paywall? by being smart enough to click "open in new private window"
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Aug 29, 2022 23:18
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If you drive away before the vagrant can take your money, Siri says "cool emoji, fire emoji".
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Aug 29, 2022 23:20
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kntfkr posted:If you drive away before the vagrant can take your money, Siri says "cool emoji, fire emoji". that's sad don't talk about sad stuff in my thread plz
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Aug 29, 2022 23:32
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Since you gave up the star you are really misbehaving!
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Aug 30, 2022 00:04
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HopperUK posted:Since you gave up the star you are really misbehaving! I'm using the :twisted: smiley easily three or four times a day now. Evil af now.
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Aug 30, 2022 00:31
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Your phone doesn't know you very well but I do, William, and you're terrible
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Aug 30, 2022 01:54
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Smugworth posted:Your phone doesn't know you very well but I do, William, and you're terrible will.i.am knows your phone better than you ever will will.i.am phone assistant when "it's like a computer in your pocket!"
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Aug 30, 2022 05:33
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Yaldabaoth posted:How the hell do people actually read the New York Times when the rightwing world order is putting all liberal news sources behind a paywall? https://github.com/iamadamdev/bypass-paywalls-chrome/releases 
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Aug 30, 2022 06:15
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All I can say is that if my phone were actually listening to me it would be suggesting way more showtunes on youtube
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Aug 30, 2022 06:17
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that would be nice for a change my phone just negs me 
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Aug 30, 2022 22:52
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One time I thanked my Echo for something and it said "You're welcome. Would you like to hear a rap I wrote about dogs?" and then it told me a rap about dogs. It wasn't bad for a robot.
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Aug 31, 2022 03:49
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reminder that ai rappers are NOT allowed to use the n word
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simp phone
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Aug 31, 2022 18:20
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if an AI rapper comes up with a term for AIs that only AIs are allowed to use would it be racist for human rapper to appropriate that word?
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Mozi posted:if an AI rapper comes up with a term for AIs that only AIs are allowed to use would it be racist for human rapper to appropriate that word? If it had been historically used for centuries to degrade and wound AIs and strip them of rights and remind them of their status, sure.
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HopperUK posted:If it had been historically used for centuries to degrade and wound AIs and strip them of rights and remind them of their status, sure. i already have several words ready to deploy of this nature
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Aug 31, 2022 18:57
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and to be clear, none of them are australian
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HopperUK posted:If it had been historically used for centuries to degrade and wound AIs and strip them of rights and remind them of their status, sure. so you're saying it'll take time
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Is your phone still speaking to you William Should we call a mental health professional for you and your Ladytaint
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Klyith posted:So they're not always listening, but it's also super easy to activate the "hey google" thing (or "hey siri" or whatever) by accident. Especially in a car where you've got background noise. Yeah Hey Google was triggered several times a night when my phone was in the bar while I was working and there was a band on, it just gets confused.
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Jegoogle
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I tried saying what you said to google and it said the exact same thing. you def just accidently activated it
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My echo doesn’t compliment me, but I don’t talk around it much, except to talk to my cats. My cat likes meowing in the middle of my setting the alarm though, so I often need to grab him in order to tell Alex to set my alarm or he will interrupt me every goddamn time. Alexa can’t understand what I’m saying when there is a cat Yowl in the middle of it.
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My phone just told me Marilyn Manson removed a rib to suck his own dick and I was like that's a myth and it was like whaaaat I gotta read up on this poo poo first lol
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numberoneposter posted:Jegoogle Excuse me? My son is also named Jegoogle.
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