i need a new hat please pick it thank you very much

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Heather Papps: hello friend

okay so i like to wear a baseball cap to shield my eyes. i've been thinking, for a little while, i should buy a black cat hat. something like this:

but then i thought - i'm not that smart, i bet byob can find a better hat than this. (i don't want a weed rear end hat)

p...please, please find me the coolest hat. i'll buy it and wear it.

maybe i will photograph hats and post them in this thread i don't know oh well please find cool hats for me

# ? Aug 31, 2022 00:03

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# ? May 1, 2024 12:27

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Heather Papps posted:

i don't want a weed rear end hat

very messed up post

# ? Aug 31, 2022 00:08

Heather Papps: hello friend

would a clown wear a big hat saying "i'm a clown"?

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# ? Aug 31, 2022 00:12

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Protect yourself from the sun and falling hammers.

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# ? Aug 31, 2022 00:15

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Heather Papps posted:

would a clown wear a big hat saying "i'm a clown"?

hmmm that is a good point

# ? Aug 31, 2022 00:15

Heather Papps: hello friend

Buttchocks posted:

Protect yourself from the sun and falling hammers.

this rules

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# ? Aug 31, 2022 00:16

Heather Papps: hello friend

here are my 4 favourite hats hope this helps

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# ? Aug 31, 2022 00:16

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

wears the beef

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# ? Aug 31, 2022 00:25

Heather Papps: hello friend

so the hawaiian hat on the far left causes hummingbirds to attack me. a meat hat would result in... something. something i do not want to endure.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Aug 31, 2022 00:27

Manifisto

Heather Papps posted:

(i don't want a weed rear end hat)

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Aug 31, 2022 01:09

Heather Papps: hello friend

i asked byob to pick it

if byob picks the weed rear end hat what can i even say or do

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# ? Aug 31, 2022 01:18

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

your new hat, op

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# ? Aug 31, 2022 01:28

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Heather Papps posted:

okay so i like to wear a baseball cap to shield my eyes. i've been thinking, for a little while, i should buy a black cat hat. something like this:

but then i thought - i'm not that smart, i bet byob can find a better hat than this. (i don't want a weed rear end hat)

p...please, please find me the coolest hat. i'll buy it and wear it.

maybe i will photograph hats and post them in this thread i don't know oh well please find cool hats for me

I like the black cat hat personally

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Aug 31, 2022 03:50

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Wear a hat that is a throne for a black cat to sit in.

# ? Aug 31, 2022 03:59

biosterous

1. get a black cat hat
2. get a good face pic of dolly
3. make a new cat patch with dolly's face
4. replace black cat patch with dolly patch

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# ? Aug 31, 2022 04:58

kitten riot: lol

this should be the only acceptable option

# ? Aug 31, 2022 09:00

Manifisto

kitten riot posted:

this should be the only acceptable option

not sure why you would foreclose this:

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Aug 31, 2022 13:44

Heather Papps: hello friend

biosterous posted:

1. get a black cat hat
2. get a good face pic of dolly
3. make a new cat patch with dolly's face
4. replace black cat patch with dolly patch

this is a really really good idea, and i already have a black hat sans patch. my old pc even has some pirated embroidery software on it!

kitten riot posted:

this should be the only acceptable option

i feel like i have the superior version of this already:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Di9muSDbed8

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# ? Aug 31, 2022 14:16

Heather Papps: hello friend

Chewbecca posted:

your new hat, op

my first thought was the corks make the hat float, i guess, but i am really pleased to learn that "This Australian cork hat has 10 corks that are designed to swing and keep the flies at bay" which is something i do by sticking ferns into my hat when bushwhacking.

also the sentence "Australia has tales of jackaroos and swagmen creating cork hats out of necessity when working our in the blow fly infested Australian outback" was a delight to read.

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# ? Aug 31, 2022 14:19

nut

# ? Aug 31, 2022 15:58

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

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# ? Aug 31, 2022 16:57

google THIS

Heather Papps posted:

also the sentence "Australia has tales of jackaroos and swagmen creating cork hats out of necessity when working our in the blow fly infested Australian outback" was a delight to read.

No wonder they're called swagmen with those dopeass hats

# ? Aug 31, 2022 16:58