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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Spanking my monkey OP.

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OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Drpq0EpXkkA

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
A hard day's work, op. That's likely why so many goons have so much trouble sleeping. Hth

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
A careless vet

shelley
Nov 8, 2010
:420:

thomawesome
Jul 19, 2009
Benadryl and that Aphex Twin album where none of the songs have names.

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDzG2RaZORo

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Icochet posted:

A careless vet

Or doctor kevorkian

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

typically, one of the orderlies.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
A body-wracking series of painful muscle spasms so bad you have to take 10mg lorazepam sublingually, and then the pain stops, and you don’t exactly feel sleepy but you realize you could go to sleep right then so like, why not? Wake up 8 or so hours later. Not encouraging it.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Nigmaetcetera posted:

10mg lorazepam

:eyepop:

yohhoo
Mar 12, 2007
Just close your eyes OP.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

yohhoo posted:

Just close your eyes OP.

Can confirm that this also works against cyberbullying.

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

blast a hit of my melatonin vape

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

yohhoo posted:

Just close your eyes OP.

Try this while feeling tired.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

You Are A Elf posted:

I bought one of those white noise machines a few months ago and it actually helps.

The best sound to fall asleep to is steady rain or thunder; I love thunder sounds.

:yossame:

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
When I was an annoying teenager, I used to put on No Quarter by Zeppelin on my headphones when getting into bed, it seemed to work.

Later, when I had my first apartment, it was episodes of Sagan's Cosmos on the TV, and I'd be lights out half an episode in. Certainly it was the Vangelis soundtrack, but the warm colour palette (especially in the 'lives of stars' episode) drenching the room helped too. Also Carl's soothing voice.

These days it's too much beer, or melatonin.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


bossy lady posted:

blast a hit of my melatonin vape

I snort melatonin like an adult

Captain Beans
Aug 5, 2004

Whar be the beans?
Hair Elf
Ken burns documentaries

They are actually very interesting and good but they also put my rear end right to sleep it took me like 3 months to finish the American civil war one

Same with Carl Sagan cosmos

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Nigmaetcetera posted:

A body-wracking series of painful muscle spasms so bad you have to take 10mg lorazepam sublingually, and then the pain stops, and you don’t exactly feel sleepy but you realize you could go to sleep right then so like, why not? Wake up 8 or so hours later. Not encouraging it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dL3AygsCMc

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

TontoCorazon posted:

I snort melatonin like an adult

I can't blow fat clouds as I drift off to sleep if I snort it though

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Fan noises/twitch. Routine.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
squeeze my neck real tight with both hands and fall asleep

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

For awhile I accidentally trained myself to fall asleep in my chair, before taking my work boots off, by watching Abom79 videos, I'd make it about 45 seconds past the intro, after he fired up the lathe or mill and then pass right out, nothing else has ever had this effect on me.

For reference: I'd make it about 12 and 1/2 minutes into this video before passing out.

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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
If I really need to get to sleep and it still eludes me, a couple CBD/melatonin gummies and Star Trek TNG will usually do the trick.

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