if u were a bird where would u sleep or land sometimes

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Heather Papps posted:

if i was a raven i'd land on a skull and do a big caw

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# ? Sep 9, 2022 21:17

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# ? May 13, 2024 21:13

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Chewbecca posted:

To answer your question, op, I would nest on the windowsill of a very tall apartment building because the windows don't open amd nobody will disturb me

a bird voyeur's dream come true for the humans living in that apartment

:goose:

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# ? Sep 9, 2022 21:21

Manifisto

I would be a raven and spend a good chunk of my time comfortably perched on odin's shoulder, chuckling whenever he decides to chuck a lightning bolt at someone or whatever smiting powers odin may have

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Sep 9, 2022 23:27

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

i would be a dodo and always be on land until some sailors knocked me and every other member of my species on the head for food, feathers, and amusement

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Sep 10, 2022 01:55

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

i would be a dodo and always be on land until some sailors knocked me and every other member of my species on the head for food, feathers, and amusement

# ? Sep 10, 2022 02:15

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

Kacie decided to sleep with me last night and I'm just, so happy 😊

# ? Sep 10, 2022 10:32

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

I'm about 2 stork up in my own personal cloud :c2b:

# ? Sep 11, 2022 06:06

Finger Prince

In a zoo or animal sanctuary, so that I could bring tidings of the outside world to the animals there, and people would remark 'hey, what are you doing here', and I could fly off when I pleased, which is kind of a dick move, but birds are kind of rear end in a top hat.

# ? Sep 12, 2022 11:42

Manifisto

I am probably the flamingo who escaped from a kansas zoo and was spotted 17 years later hanging out on the gulf coast

https://www.nytimes.com./2022/03/30/us/flamingo-escape-kansas-texas.html

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Sep 12, 2022 15:10