Mission: Impossible

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Escape From Noise

Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is actually impossible. So just give up. By definition you can't succeed. Sorry. In retrospect this briefing was kind of a waste of time.

# ? Sep 9, 2022 14:35

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# ? May 4, 2024 15:53

Heather Papps: hello friend

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thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Sep 9, 2022 15:01

google THIS

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to transport this important floppy disk across the Swiss Alps in this heavy, oversized briefcase while wearing flipflops. You will be provided an American Revolution-era musket for personal defense.

Mission: Impractical

# ? Sep 9, 2022 15:07

Manifisto

hey look man I know this mission is imposable yr imposing it on me and it's actually kind of a bummer

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Sep 9, 2022 15:11

google THIS

You want me to catch a...snipe? :raise:

Mission: Implausible

# ? Sep 9, 2022 15:15

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

# ? Sep 9, 2022 17:23

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

Your mission, if you chose to accept it, is to memorize this line of a thousand numbers, this message will self destruct in 10 seconds

Fredrik1 fucked around with this message at 18:27 on Sep 9, 2022

# ? Sep 9, 2022 17:49

FutonForensic

No I understand, your whole thing is "doing the impossible" but quite frankly we'd be pissed if you did it because we worked really hard at confirming its impossibility

# ? Sep 10, 2022 01:06

Jaguars!

All spaces on the roster for Mission: Immoral have been fillled plus a three week waiting list just to get on the reserves. Sorry.

# ? Sep 10, 2022 08:56

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Go to the Olive Garden on 5th and Main. Ask to be seated in the booth at the northwest corner of the restaurant. Order the mozarella shrimp rigatonni. You'll find complete details about your assignment on a microfilm located at the bottom of your dish.

Mission: In Pasta Bowl

# ? Sep 10, 2022 09:00

Jaguars!

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Go to the Olive Garden on 5th and Main. Ask to be seated in the booth at the northwest corner of the restaurant. Order the mozarella shrimp rigatonni. You'll find complete details about your assignment on a microfilm located at the bottom of your dish.

Mission: In Pasta Bowl

lol

# ? Sep 10, 2022 09:06

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Go to the Olive Garden on 5th and Main. Ask to be seated in the booth at the northwest corner of the restaurant. Order the mozarella shrimp rigatonni. You'll find complete details about your assignment on a microfilm located at the bottom of your dish.

Mission: In Pasta Bowl

# ? Sep 10, 2022 10:31

google THIS

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Go to the Olive Garden on 5th and Main. Ask to be seated in the booth at the northwest corner of the restaurant. Order the mozarella shrimp rigatonni. You'll find complete details about your assignment on a microfilm located at the bottom of your dish.

Mission: In Pasta Bowl

# ? Sep 10, 2022 15:45

Escape From Noise

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Go to the Olive Garden on 5th and Main. Ask to be seated in the booth at the northwest corner of the restaurant. Order the mozarella shrimp rigatonni. You'll find complete details about your assignment on a microfilm located at the bottom of your dish.

Mission: In Pasta Bowl

# ? Sep 10, 2022 16:17

baka of lathspell

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Go to the Olive Garden on 5th and Main. Ask to be seated in the booth at the northwest corner of the restaurant. Order the mozarella shrimp rigatonni. You'll find complete details about your assignment on a microfilm located at the bottom of your dish.

Mission: In Pasta Bowl

lol

^{join dork order}
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# ? Sep 10, 2022 16:45

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Go to the Olive Garden on 5th and Main. Ask to be seated in the booth at the northwest corner of the restaurant. Order the mozarella shrimp rigatonni. You'll find complete details about your assignment on a microfilm located at the bottom of your dish.

Mission: In Pasta Bowl

# ? Sep 10, 2022 20:50

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# ? May 4, 2024 15:53

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Go to the Olive Garden on 5th and Main. Ask to be seated in the booth at the northwest corner of the restaurant. Order the mozarella shrimp rigatonni. You'll find complete details about your assignment on a microfilm located at the bottom of your dish.

Mission: In Pasta Bowl

# ? Sep 10, 2022 22:24

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