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Reaction: Just say no thank you, I already have two of my own.
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Where do they go to shake it? It's right here friend Don't go
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Sep 9, 2022 15:55
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Just vigourously shake their elbow
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Sep 9, 2022 16:00
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"no thanks im saving myself for marriage"
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Sep 9, 2022 16:01
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Leave room for Jesus
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Sep 9, 2022 16:02
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Grasp it firmly, look them straight in the eye and whisper "God, I love handshakes".
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Sep 9, 2022 16:06
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Never let go of their hand. inform them that you're both in this together now
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Sep 9, 2022 16:08
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Reaction: I grab his index and ring fingers with my two hands and pull apart as hard as possible
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Sep 9, 2022 16:09
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Mozi posted:Reaction: I grab his index and ring fingers with my two hands and pull apart as hard as possible Imagine if something that tasted really good sprayed out. How confusing that would be. This is why violence is wrong. I'm not saying blood, but like egg nogg, or a Hazy IPA...
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Sep 9, 2022 16:11
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reaction: poo poo in my pants
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Sep 9, 2022 16:13
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Fat Dan posted:Imagine if something that tasted really good sprayed out. is this why a person's head is called their noggin? because it is filled with egg nog?
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Sep 9, 2022 16:33
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I'd love it if there was a chocolate shake in my hand tbh
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Reaction: loving kill them. With kindness.
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Sep 10, 2022 14:40
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Give their hand a good tug
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Sep 10, 2022 19:51
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they offered their hand. its yours do to as you please now.
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Sep 10, 2022 19:56
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I've always wanted a blood brother but I'm not gonna cut myself over it so snot will do. Hello Snot Brother, shall we play video games? White people business?
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Sep 10, 2022 20:15
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Grasp firmly, jerk off later thinking how that same hand was stroking their cock. Nut fiercely.
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Sep 11, 2022 05:25
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Wh-whoa! I sputter, jumping backwards hastily and tripping over my own feet. I land awkwardly on my rear end, knocking over a chair in the process. I’ve created a huge scene that greatly compounds my embarrassment at being startled in the first place.
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Sep 11, 2022 20:37
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That boy ain't right, I'll tell you what.
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