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poo poo, this has been happening to me my whole life, but because I'm a genius, not a dumb old like OP. When I decide I need something in another room I don't just SHUT OFF my brain during the journey. I keep thinking and solving world problems and reflecting on my gigantic penis. Sometimes by the time I get into the room I was going to, I forget why. My brain is just to amazing to be confined to a single train of thought. I am a genius. Unlike OP.
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goatface posted:Are you with the nurses? I don’t know where I am, to be honest. I remember being strapped into a gurney and wheeled through an unkempt bloody hospital full of discarded body parts and demented people where I wound up in an operating room full of hospital staff in white who restrained me further in rusty steel. When I told one of the staff members I needed to go home to replace a roll of paper towels in my kitchen, I was told I was home and was dead. An eyeless staff member injected some painful solution directly into my skull, and I woke up screaming at the kitchen table where I am posting this right now. I glanced over to the paper towel holder and it is full. What the gently caress is going on???
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:poo poo, this has been happening to me my whole life, but because I'm a genius, not a dumb old like OP. pop quiz sucka what is the latest world problem you solved???
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# ? Sep 12, 2022 17:10 |
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Ignatius M. Meen posted:pop quiz sucka what is the latest world problem you solved??? Teaching your mom to squirt.
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# ? Sep 12, 2022 17:18 |
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You Are A Elf posted:I don’t know where I am, to be honest. I remember being strapped into a gurney and wheeled through an unkempt bloody hospital full of discarded body parts and demented people where I wound up in an operating room full of hospital staff in white who restrained me further in rusty steel. When I told one of the staff members I needed to go home to replace a roll of paper towels in my kitchen, I was told I was home and was dead. This is your young brain’s dying dream before coming to peace with being old
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# ? Sep 12, 2022 17:46 |
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You can buy a little recorder device so you say what you're getting up for before you move, then you can play it back when you forget while entering a room.
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# ? Sep 12, 2022 17:51 |
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goatface posted:You can buy a little recorder device so you say what you're getting up for before you move, then you can play it back when you forget while entering a room. your cellphone has notes, both text and voice. Use evernote, so you have a history of everything you ever thought you would forget.
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# ? Sep 12, 2022 18:00 |
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No, they go on a string round your neck and have about three big buttons on them so old and infirm people can use them with their withered arthritic hands.
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# ? Sep 12, 2022 18:03 |
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IShallRiseAgain posted:I have a room where that always happens when I enter it. The odd thing is that I could've sworn it was just a closet before. Also, I sometimes hear strange noises coming from it at night. Are the strange noises maybe pipe music? Is it colder than expected? Do you suddenly have a craving for turkish delight?
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# ? Sep 12, 2022 21:45 |
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If you aren't constantly craving good lokum are you even human? It's so loving good.
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# ? Sep 12, 2022 22:57 |
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congratulations, op. i always believed in you.
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Hopefully mods forget to gas the thread
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# ? Sep 13, 2022 20:54 |