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Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Lol at porn being less shameful than cheating at BG2. *Knock at door* Just a second!!! *Frantically tries to drag Ultimate_BG2_TrainerNOTAVIRUS.exe to recycling bin*

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Utterly broken man on the verge of tears: Yeah. Porno. It was a hot one too. The girl had.. the girl had big boobs.

lmfao

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some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

lmfao but also because i first read this as overwatch and thought i was having a stroke

lol

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Utterly broken man on the verge of tears: Yeah. Porno. It was a hot one too. The girl had.. the girl had big boobs.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

some plague rats posted:

playing overcooked with my sister and her bf when with like ten seconds left he fell in the water carrying a finished meal and blew the three star and she put her controller down, real calm, and said to him "god, you're dead weight." then just got up and walked out the room

Leadthumb
Mar 24, 2006

Tato posted:

One roommate completely hosed up our other roommate's PC with tons of viruses in college and said it must have happened when he was browsing porno. after making fun of him for months he finally got mad enough to admit he actually killed the PC trying to download Baldur's Gate 2 cheat programs and was too embarrassed to admit it

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Lol at porn being less shameful than cheating at BG2. *Knock at door* Just a second!!! *Frantically tries to drag Ultimate_BG2_TrainerNOTAVIRUS.exe to recycling bin*

Pablo Nergigante posted:

THIS ugly son of a bitch is SLAYING DEMILICHES and basically YOUR THAC0 is loving STUPID

symbolic posted:

"son, your mother was cleaning your room and found...this under your bed. care to explain?" [holds up tattered Throne of Bhaal strategy guide]

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Utterly broken man on the verge of tears: Yeah. Porno. It was a hot one too. The girl had.. the girl had big boobs.

some plague rats posted:

playing overcooked with my sister and her bf when with like ten seconds left he fell in the water carrying a finished meal and blew the three star and she put her controller down, real calm, and said to him "god, you're dead weight." then just got up and walked out the room

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

lmfao but also because i first read this as overwatch and thought i was having a stroke

lmfao

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Utterly broken man on the verge of tears: Yeah. Porno. It was a hot one too. The girl had.. the girl had big boobs.

lol

Plebian Parasite
Oct 12, 2012

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Utterly broken man on the verge of tears: Yeah. Porno. It was a hot one too. The girl had.. the girl had big boobs.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Utterly broken man on the verge of tears: Yeah. Porno. It was a hot one too. The girl had.. the girl had big boobs.

lol

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Utterly broken man on the verge of tears: Yeah. Porno. It was a hot one too. The girl had.. the girl had big boobs.

Sub-Actuality
Apr 17, 2007

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Lol at porn being less shameful than cheating at BG2. *Knock at door* Just a second!!! *Frantically tries to drag Ultimate_BG2_TrainerNOTAVIRUS.exe to recycling bin*


Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Utterly broken man on the verge of tears: Yeah. Porno. It was a hot one too. The girl had.. the girl had big boobs.

lmao

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

Martman posted:

My friend got me Cyberpunk 2077 as a gift even though I was pretty sure it would be really janky at launch and it's not my kinda game. I still appreciated it, so I put 10 hours into it but it really didn't run well on my computer so I stopped

I got him a year of PC Game Pass as a return gift, set up the subscription for him, and only later found out that he never got past the installation because he "didn't want Microsoft to access his data"

lol

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

Tato posted:

One roommate completely hosed up our other roommate's PC with tons of viruses in college and said it must have happened when he was browsing porno. after making fun of him for months he finally got mad enough to admit he actually killed the PC trying to download Baldur's Gate 2 cheat programs and was too embarrassed to admit it

lmao

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

Tato posted:

One roommate completely hosed up our other roommate's PC with tons of viruses in college and said it must have happened when he was browsing porno. after making fun of him for months he finally got mad enough to admit he actually killed the PC trying to download Baldur's Gate 2 cheat programs and was too embarrassed to admit it

Lol. In high school a friend got obsessed with Shogun Total War, despite not owning a computer that could run it or the game itself. No problem during visits to friend’s houses he’d get on their computer and torrent the game without asking permission then reject suggestions from others that we go anywhere else. He’d usually get maybe 15 minutes of gameplay after hours of torrenting and messed up at least one family computer that I knew of. He also borrowed my Lords of the Realm II CD and I later saw it on his floor scratched to hell.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Hyrax Attack! posted:

Lol. In high school a friend got obsessed with Shogun Total War, despite not owning a computer that could run it or the game itself. No problem during visits to friend’s houses he’d get on their computer and torrent the game without asking permission then reject suggestions from others that we go anywhere else. He’d usually get maybe 15 minutes of gameplay after hours of torrenting and messed up at least one family computer that I knew of. He also borrowed my Lords of the Realm II CD and I later saw it on his floor scratched to hell.

I find this hard to follow for some reason but if I'm reading it right, lmfao.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Yeah Yu Yu Hakusho is Awesome but I Have To take A poo poo guys I'll Be right Back. Where's your big brother's Computer. Can You Ask Your Mom If I can spend the night.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Also Lords of the Realm II FTW.

Trash Ops
Jun 19, 2012

im having fun, isnt everyone else?

Wormskull posted:

I find this hard to follow for some reason but if I'm reading it right, lmfao.


Wormskull posted:

Yeah Yu Yu Hakusho is Awesome but I Have To take A poo poo guys I'll Be right Back. Where's your big brother's Computer. Can You Ask Your Mom If I can spend the night.


Wormskull posted:

Also Lords of the Realm II FTW.

lmao three hit combo

goferchan
Feb 8, 2004

It's 2006. I am taking 276 yeti furs from the goodies hoard.

Hyrax Attack! posted:

Lol. In high school a friend got obsessed with Shogun Total War, despite not owning a computer that could run it or the game itself. No problem during visits to friend’s houses he’d get on their computer and torrent the game without asking permission then reject suggestions from others that we go anywhere else. He’d usually get maybe 15 minutes of gameplay after hours of torrenting and messed up at least one family computer that I knew of. He also borrowed my Lords of the Realm II CD and I later saw it on his floor scratched to hell.

Lmao . Maybe the most psychotic one in the thread so far

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

goferchan posted:

Lmao . Maybe the most psychotic one in the thread so far

There was a lot of game related stuff that guy did that was nutso. A buddy was talking to him on the phone when there was a crash and a cry of pain followed by several minutes of swearing and groans. The friend who had him on the phone was concerned and kept asking if he was ok, and eventually he got a sign of life when he asked about magic cards. Turns out the guy had been cleaning his bedroom windows while on the phone and fell out.

Wormskull posted:

Yeah Yu Yu Hakusho is Awesome but I Have To take A poo poo guys I'll Be right Back. Where's your big brother's Computer. Can You Ask Your Mom If I can spend the night.

Lmao

Hyrax Attack! fucked around with this message at 05:39 on Sep 19, 2022

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Wormskull posted:

Yeah Yu Yu Hakusho is Awesome but I Have To take A poo poo guys I'll Be right Back. Where's your big brother's Computer. Can You Ask Your Mom If I can spend the night.

lol

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Hyrax Attack! posted:

There was a lot of game related stuff that guy did that was nutso. A buddy was talking to him on the phone when there was a crash and a cry of pain followed by several minutes of swearing and groans. The friend who had him on the phone was concerned and kept asking if he was ok, and eventually he got a sign of life when he asked about magic cards. Turns out the guy had been cleaning his bedroom windows while on the phone and fell out.

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

Hyrax Attack! posted:

There was a lot of game related stuff that guy did that was nutso. A buddy was talking to him on the phone when there was a crash and a cry of pain followed by several minutes of swearing and groans. The friend who had him on the phone was concerned and kept asking if he was ok, and eventually he got a sign of life when he asked about magic cards. Turns out the guy had been cleaning his bedroom windows while on the phone and fell out.

Lmao

heehee
Sep 5, 2012

haha wow i cant believe how lucky we got to win :D

Hyrax Attack! posted:

There was a lot of game related stuff that guy did that was nutso. A buddy was talking to him on the phone when there was a crash and a cry of pain followed by several minutes of swearing and groans. The friend who had him on the phone was concerned and kept asking if he was ok, and eventually he got a sign of life when he asked about magic cards. Turns out the guy had been cleaning his bedroom windows while on the phone and fell out.

Lmao

this sounds like a wormskull twitch clip lmfao

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Wormskull posted:

I find this hard to follow for some reason but if I'm reading it right, lmfao.

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

heehee posted:

this sounds like a wormskull twitch clip lmfao

lol

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

heehee posted:

this sounds like a wormskull twitch clip lmfao

Lmao

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Hyrax Attack! posted:

There was a lot of game related stuff that guy did that was nutso. A buddy was talking to him on the phone when there was a crash and a cry of pain followed by several minutes of swearing and groans. The friend who had him on the phone was concerned and kept asking if he was ok, and eventually he got a sign of life when he asked about magic cards. Turns out the guy had been cleaning his bedroom windows while on the phone and fell out.

Lmao


heehee posted:

this sounds like a wormskull twitch clip lmfao

lmfao

Sub-Actuality
Apr 17, 2007

heehee posted:

this sounds like a wormskull twitch clip lmfao

lol

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Lmao

goferchan
Feb 8, 2004

It's 2006. I am taking 276 yeti furs from the goodies hoard.

heehee posted:

this sounds like a wormskull twitch clip lmfao

Lol

my morning jackass
Aug 24, 2009

Hyrax Attack! posted:

Lol. In high school a friend got obsessed with Shogun Total War, despite not owning a computer that could run it or the game itself. No problem during visits to friend’s houses he’d get on their computer and torrent the game without asking permission then reject suggestions from others that we go anywhere else. He’d usually get maybe 15 minutes of gameplay after hours of torrenting and messed up at least one family computer that I knew of. He also borrowed my Lords of the Realm II CD and I later saw it on his floor scratched to hell.

A shameful display!

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

heehee posted:

this sounds like a wormskull twitch clip lmfao

Hyrax Attack! posted:

There was a lot of game related stuff that guy did that was nutso. A buddy was talking to him on the phone when there was a crash and a cry of pain followed by several minutes of swearing and groans. The friend who had him on the phone was concerned and kept asking if he was ok, and eventually he got a sign of life when he asked about magic cards. Turns out the guy had been cleaning his bedroom windows while on the phone and fell out.

Lmao

Wormskull posted:

Yeah Yu Yu Hakusho is Awesome but I Have To take A poo poo guys I'll Be right Back. Where's your big brother's Computer. Can You Ask Your Mom If I can spend the night.

lmfao

tmfc
Sep 28, 2006

Hyrax Attack! posted:

There was a lot of game related stuff that guy did that was nutso. A buddy was talking to him on the phone when there was a crash and a cry of pain followed by several minutes of swearing and groans. The friend who had him on the phone was concerned and kept asking if he was ok, and eventually he got a sign of life when he asked about magic cards. Turns out the guy had been cleaning his bedroom windows while on the phone and fell out.

heehee posted:

this sounds like a wormskull twitch clip lmfao

lmfao

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Lol to all

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

EmmyOk posted:

Lol to all

And to all a good lol.

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

Hyrax Attack! posted:

There was a lot of game related stuff that guy did that was nutso. A buddy was talking to him on the phone when there was a crash and a cry of pain followed by several minutes of swearing and groans. The friend who had him on the phone was concerned and kept asking if he was ok, and eventually he got a sign of life when he asked about magic cards. Turns out the guy had been cleaning his bedroom windows while on the phone and fell out.

Lmao

lol

very nice i like
Jan 8, 2020

I CANT RESIST SHITTING UP THE BIG BOOBS THREAD WITH MY RANDOM FUCKING MONKEY CHEESE BULLSHIT! IF YOU SEE ME, FUCK ME UP.

Hyrax Attack! posted:

There was a lot of game related stuff that guy did that was nutso. A buddy was talking to him on the phone when there was a crash and a cry of pain followed by several minutes of swearing and groans. The friend who had him on the phone was concerned and kept asking if he was ok, and eventually he got a sign of life when he asked about magic cards. Turns out the guy had been cleaning his bedroom windows while on the phone and fell out.

Lmao

lmfao

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right arm
Oct 30, 2011

Hyrax Attack! posted:

There was a lot of game related stuff that guy did that was nutso. A buddy was talking to him on the phone when there was a crash and a cry of pain followed by several minutes of swearing and groans. The friend who had him on the phone was concerned and kept asking if he was ok, and eventually he got a sign of life when he asked about magic cards. Turns out the guy had been cleaning his bedroom windows while on the phone and fell out.

Lmao

Lol that guy rules

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