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pretty easy to justify, line ur sink with 2-3 layers of frozen waffle fries, cook your pasta penne or spaghetti and then just pour the boiling hot cooked pasta over the waffle fries, slowly and evenly. let's go over the chemistry: pros: - your pasta is drained, just pick it up with a hand or fork and put it into the pot or where ever you like to dress your pasta with butter and salt - whats that in my sink? is that some ready-to-eat waffle fries? It is your eyes don't deceive you - the waffle fries are very wet, something not achievable in an oven (the traditional cook; imbued with the racist and sexist legacy of history) - the waffle fries are seasoned with the starch water from pasta cons: - my doctor very explicitly told me I can't keep eating this meal lifehack or life philosophy? you decide. But to me? it's just a good old pasta and side dish. I'm a simple man and this, folks, is my simple plan. ^Like vDislike [subscribe] |
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the Zoomer remix on the classic Pour an entire bag of Takis into your sink and use them as a colander
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Pour out your cutlery drawer into your sink and use it as a colander special unique pros: - your cutlery is warm now. The closest you get to this experience is catching the dishwasher right when it finishes (pretty much impossible) or at buffets they sometimes warm the plates (NOT the cutlery) - hold on i'm getting something. put your cultery and plate in the sink and use it as a colander. you've outdone the buffets. because you are at home you are also allowed to eat as much as you want
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use your brother's game of Kerplunk as a colander new pros with this development: - you improve your boiling water aim because of the narrow column - the kerplunk sticks, now licked with the finest coating of starch, hold the marbles better
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colander ceo watching this thread: we're going to need to invest more in low budget movies where someone's brain gets fried by a diy machine this guy can't be stopped
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quick fire colander round: - bird cage - chopsticks - pens/pencils - loose change (nice opportunity to clean your change, if you care about finances and don't want to be embarassed when you use dirty change) - your own cupped hands (monks do this in tibet, it's a mind over matter thing, like the cauldron thing in the mortal kombat movies i think it was mortal kombat)
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me watching my neice show me how to do cat's cradle with a loop of string: mhmmm
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for the british posters, colanders are the same thing as coriander, and you can use the rice from tika masala as one
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Sep 14, 2022 15:38
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if you live in a van you can use a berkey water filter as a colander
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Sep 14, 2022 15:42
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using uncooked pasta as a colanddr
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Sep 14, 2022 23:56
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more of a sieve man myself
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i find the skulls of my enemies works well too. even better if you strategically knock out a few of their teeth when you are fighting them
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the flatware basket from the dishwasher works good and also divides your pasta into 4 or 6 equal portions
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what are you even trying to separate the good Lord above wants everything touching each other. PEAS and MEAT
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the finest colander is cotton candy/candy floss, the only trick is the thing you're trying to strain can't have any liquid in it or the whole thing dissolves immediately
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instructions unclear, dumped my pasta in the toilet and flushed. I bet it's perfectly drained and ready to eat im just not sure which sewer hole I need to open to find it |
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Ok I get it, so each hole is a day and you can mark it off with a blob of ketchup e: nm |
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google THIS posted:Ok I get it, so each hole is a day and you can mark it off with a blob of ketchup lol |
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posting in a nut thread 
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cops probably think they are the colanders of society but they aren’t they are the poo poo that uncle Stan took in the sink that one time
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why do you even want to drain your pasta? you made perfectly good soup isn’t that enough whit e people always gotta throw something out to feel good
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using a blanket as a colander it’s free because it comes with your grandma
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colander that fits inside the saucepan you cook your pasta in, then you just take it out at the end alternatively drill holes in the bottom of your saucepan and then sit it in a frying pan |
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Sep 15, 2022 13:44
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Stoner Sloth posted:colander that fits inside the saucepan you cook your pasta in, then you just take it out at the end so do you just fry the colander then? seems like you might need a pretty big pot of oil to do that, also do you batter it first?
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Sep 15, 2022 14:57
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Isn't this just poutine? |
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waffle fries as a colander takis as a colander connect 4 game as a colander window screen as a colander gauze as a colander
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nut posted:cops probably think they are the colanders of society but they aren’t they are the poo poo that uncle Stan took in the sink that one time use cop faces as colanders imo pros:
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Sep 15, 2022 18:14
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Let the spaghetti be it's own colander. |
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so for all my loving life i’ve thought colander was spelled colinder and i’ve never rrally read or written it before from what i can remember that assumption has just gone unchallenged
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good thread tho
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nut posted:why do you even want to drain your pasta? you made perfectly good soup isn’t that enough whit e people always gotta throw something out to feel good If you poured the pasta and water onto some actual waffles, it would be soup in a bread bowl.
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