the cow goes "moo" the duck goes "quack" the vampire goes "BLAAA"

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Heather Papps: hello friend

the creature from the black lagoon goes "bloop bloop" a horse goes "neigh" a werewolf goes "AWOOOOOO"

# ? Sep 26, 2022 22:05

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# ? May 8, 2024 07:17

Heather Papps: hello friend

a frankenstein goes "it's alive!" a frankenstein's monster goes "i'm lonely" a chupacabra goes "suck suck suck"

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# ? Sep 26, 2022 22:06

Heather Papps: hello friend

a dog goes "woof!" a cat goes "meow" a mothman is completely silent

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# ? Sep 26, 2022 22:07

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

gornkycabra goes "bubba gubba borba lindtsen joober flambin' trink brank gornky"

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# ? Sep 27, 2022 17:30

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the mummy goes "mmmmph! mmnnphm!"

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# ? Sep 27, 2022 17:39

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# ? Sep 27, 2022 17:40

Finger Prince

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1peDzyN1gQ

# ? Sep 28, 2022 05:32

The Hello Machine: I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.

the haunted cow goes "mmmmm...boo"

# ? Sep 28, 2022 06:21

The Hello Machine: I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.

the songbird goes "beep" jack skeleton goes "this is halloween" the evil clown goes "im just an ordinary clown"

# ? Sep 28, 2022 06:30

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

a galoot goes :dumb:

# ? Sep 28, 2022 06:42

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Heather Papps posted:

a dog goes "woof!" a cat goes "meow" a mothman is completely silent

knock knock

who's there

interrupting mothman

interrupting mothman who

# ? Sep 28, 2022 07:56

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

Areola Grande posted:

a galoot goes

what size of galoot is this

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# ? Sep 28, 2022 15:04

Shifty Nipples

my chickens tend to go "buk buk buk"

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# ? Sep 28, 2022 22:26

Heather Papps: hello friend

The Hello Machine posted:

the songbird goes "beep" jack skeleton goes "this is halloween" the evil clown goes "im just an ordinary clown"

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# ? Sep 28, 2022 22:31

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Shifty Nipples posted:

my chickens tend to go "buk buk buk"

the chickens around here tend to sing songs in long dead languages for some reason

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# ? Sep 29, 2022 16:43

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eggs are still good, tho

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# ? Sep 29, 2022 16:44

baka of lathspell

*furiously breaks into the phd convention where the worlds top minds are assembled to cure cancer*

ive got it guys!!!! a dog goes Bark Bark

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# ? Sep 29, 2022 19:43

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baka fwocka fwame posted:

*furiously breaks into the phd convention where the worlds top minds are assembled to cure cancer*

ive got it guys!!!! a dog goes Bark Bark

*scientist at the podium, sweating, deliberating*
"they're right"
*audience gasps/boos*
"it's all true, a dog indeed goes 'bark bark', and i'm not afraid of saying it anymore"

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# ? Sep 29, 2022 20:13

Heather Papps: hello friend

a bat goes "squeak squeak!" a fish goes "blub blub" a scientist says "the data is incomplete - yet fascinating"

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# ? Sep 29, 2022 20:47

Heather Papps: hello friend

a rattlesnake goes "rattle rattle" a lion goes "ROAR!" the loch ness communicates using subsonic tones inaudible to the human ear, though complaints of discomfort and anxiety are common. it is my belief, and i intend to prove it over the course of this paper, that the creature inhabiting the loch is not merely a creature of dull intellect, but that it is psychically powerful, and produces binaural beats and isochronic tones in order to prevent it's discovery. i have constructed a revolutionary earplug made of wax, but found my body resonating and responding despite my deafness. the hum grows ever louder. it calls. it calls.

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# ? Sep 29, 2022 20:53

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

the fox says, "2013 was nearly a decade ago everything is eaten by time."

# ? Sep 29, 2022 21:47

Manifisto

Drink-Mix Man posted:

knock knock

who's there

interrupting mothman

interrupting mothman who

# ? Sep 29, 2022 22:17

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# ? May 8, 2024 07:17

Shifty Nipples

Nosfereefer posted:

the chickens around here tend to sing songs in long dead languages for some reason

they do that too some of the time

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# ? Sep 30, 2022 00:38

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