- Escape From Noise
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Is that a new box of pens? You know the rules! I'm entitled to at least half of them if I want!
Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 02:29 on Sep 29, 2022
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Sep 29, 2022 02:26
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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May 6, 2024 05:55
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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smoking a stapler instead of a cigar
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Sep 29, 2022 03:39
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Publicly executing a ream of A4 paper in the parking lot for treason.
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Sep 29, 2022 05:20
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- Escape From Noise
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Press ganging several lower level employees into the service of the raiding parties that will soon be employed in the next hostile takeover.
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Sep 29, 2022 14:08
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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The ping-pong table in the breakroom now holds a giant map of the business district, and middle managers silently push figurines around on it with long sticks.
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Sep 29, 2022 20:26
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- FutonForensic
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say what you will about Mussolini, but he delivers company value in scope of his product roadmaps
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Sep 29, 2022 21:06
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- A Bad King
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Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.
Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
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Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved that thermostat was set to 62.
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Sep 29, 2022 21:44
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- Escape From Noise
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Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved that thermostat was set to 62.
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Sep 30, 2022 03:18
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Sir, personally I think it's hilarious when you crop dust the conference room, but HR is getting complaints about you referring to it as the "gas chamber."
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Oct 1, 2022 04:43
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- First of May
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ðµ Bring your favorite lady, or at least your favorite lay! ðµ
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Only decaff coffee pods on the floor. Keep the regular ones behind the counter and make them ask for it.
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Oct 1, 2022 06:35
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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May 6, 2024 05:55
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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I told you to sign Sherri's birthday card. It does not say "Confession", it says "Congratulations". You don't need to read it, just sign it.
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