Post ITT to find out how you will react to the Global Skeleton Exodus

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coldpudding: May 14, 2009; FORUM GHOST

Hey come on wait up I wanna leave too.

# ? Sep 30, 2022 17:29

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# ? May 12, 2024 16:04

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Do I get to keep my boner

# ? Sep 30, 2022 17:36

timp: Sep 19, 2007; Everything is in my control; Lipstick Apathy

Run to the airport
Run to the X-ray machine
Excited to see my friend, but
Hes not there..

# ? Sep 30, 2022 17:37

Genesplicer: Oct 19, 2002; I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!; Total Clam

I'm interested to see what the Global Skeletal Exodus (GSE) does to me, but I am also interested to see where they go, and how the arrival of all these skeletons affects the location.

# ? Sep 30, 2022 17:57

Sapphira: Apr 7, 2006

I'm pretty sure I trust my skeleton more than my flesh

# ? Sep 30, 2022 17:57

Genesplicer: Oct 19, 2002; I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!; Total Clam

Sapphira posted:

I'm pretty sure I trust my skeleton more than my flesh

Bones will never let you down!

# ? Sep 30, 2022 17:59

Droogie: Mar 21, 2007; But what I do
I do
because I like to do.

LET'S GO TO THE BONE ZONE

# ? Sep 30, 2022 18:01

The Skeleton King: Jul 16, 2011; Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.

As the Skeleton King, I will be embarrassed that I woke up late for the exodus that I was supposed to lead. Nobody told me that they moved the schedule forward by an hour. Now I'm late and I look foolish.

# ? Sep 30, 2022 18:03

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

The Skeleton King posted:

As the Skeleton King, I will be embarrassed that I woke up late for the exodus that I was supposed to lead. Nobody told me that they moved the schedule forward by an hour. Now I'm late and I look foolish.

Physically cranking Big Ben back a minute and pissing the gears to get 4:44 AM back. :hb:

# ? Sep 30, 2022 18:07

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

bartender, gimme a beer and a mop

# ? Sep 30, 2022 18:11

Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; That's a high quality avatar right there.

I will react.

# ? Sep 30, 2022 18:14

OhsH: Jan 12, 2008

My Spirit Otter posted:

OshH just kept bones, you can do that?!?

If you are good enough

# ? Sep 30, 2022 18:15

Plan R: Oct 5, 2021; For Romeo

The only way to respond to de-skeletonization is with the worst kind of electricity.

# ? Sep 30, 2022 18:22

Fucking Moron: Jan 9, 2009

Where will my skeleton be? Chilling inside me or chilling next to me?

# ? Sep 30, 2022 18:24

mudskipp: Jan 1, 2018; stop making sense

Alucard posted:

I'm a little worried. Bone marrow makes blood cells...

Ooh ooh what about my blood, what will I do without my precious blood

Jfc get a grip

# ? Sep 30, 2022 18:25

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

drat that's cool

# ? Sep 30, 2022 18:30

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Break a bone today to show these skeletons who's boss

# ? Sep 30, 2022 19:08

Lord Decimus Barnacle: Jun 25, 2005; Hell Gem

If my skeleton goes there will be nothing left of me!!

# ? Sep 30, 2022 20:23

Commodore_64: Feb 16, 2011; love thy likpa

Flaccidly, of course.

# ? Sep 30, 2022 20:32

Slugworth: Feb 18, 2001; If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!