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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


blake bortles

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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

thank you

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.
This was the banner ad I saw when I opened this thread so I think we know what needs to be done.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Thank you for your service Blake Bortles. You will never be forgotten, unlike that other guy.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Bort

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
https://twitter.com/MKoll15/status/1577666700778020865

Cart Mountain
Nov 1, 2004

R.D. Mangles posted:

blake bortles

ya

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
https://twitter.com/Jaguars/status/1577676462693416961?t=d2T6Bhwea1zxDUFzKgqRQQ&s=19

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

goated in the yeet sauce

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012



Blake Bortles playoff wins in the NFL era: 2
Detroit Lions playoff wins in the NFL era: 1

For these two facts, and many more, Blake Bortles:

Ehud posted:

thank you

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Still not sure "blake bortles" is a real person's name

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.
Bake Blortles

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



From Football Absurdity of all places.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

My son is also named Bort

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Bake Blortles.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Blake Bortles was good

Not really, but I just can't hate bort

John McClane
Nov 14, 2011
Blake Bortles has never divorced Gisele Bundchen

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
What if Blake Bortles was black?

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
He won 24 games in 5 seasons, which somehow included a trip to the AFCCG. Truly the BOAT.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

The Dave posted:

All of the starters are going to get injured because no one could practice and Eli will come out of retirement to face Black Bortles. It will be the greatest season ever.

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE

Crescent Wrench posted:

Truly the BOAT.

Bortlest of all time?

WalletBeef
Jun 11, 2005

He's in The Good Place now.

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Dec 25, 2003

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WalletBeef posted:

He's in The Good Place now.

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Dec 25, 2003

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Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
The garbage time goat

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
I'll always remember Black Bortles

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Black Bortles is my favorite Ram Jam song

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Sash! posted:

Black Bortles is my favorite Ram Jam song

Eighteen naked Blake Bortles in the showers at Ram Jam.

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.
Bakel Blorset

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Looks like you can't find a Bort in Florida.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?






Blort.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





The Bortles: Blohn, Blaul, Blorge and Blingo. Blitain's most blamous block bland.

latinotwink1997
Jan 2, 2008

Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!


fartknocker posted:

I'll always remember Black Bortles

Bam-ba-lam

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Blake Bortles, and his forgotten backfield teammate from UCF, Storm Johnson

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Bort

BrownThunder
Oct 26, 2005

EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

Wait....his name was BORT??????

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

cake chortles ftw

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Alaois posted:

Blake Bortles, and his forgotten backfield teammate from UCF, Storm Johnson

that's an astonishing arnold name "i'm achent stoo-awm chohnson"

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