scotty getting too excited about engine rooms

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Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

She's a bonny warp coil. No one must find out about my forbidden love.

# ? Oct 5, 2022 18:17

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# ? May 7, 2024 22:16

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

I'm gonna reverse it's polarity back and forth...back and forth, forever.

# ? Oct 5, 2022 18:32

Twenty Four

*Scotty pouring a little scotch whisky on to the warp coil after downing half the bottle himself, sharing a bit of his true love with his other true love*

*Sparks and random debris fly everywhere*

"Looks like I'm gonna be down here a bit longer Captain..."

# ? Oct 5, 2022 19:00

Non Krampus Mentis: Scrungus Bungus from the planet Grongous

uh yeah real weird that the dilithium crystals are covered in lube for the third time this month! must be uhhhh rats in the jeffries tubes chewing through the lube storage tanks

Gru� vom Krampus

:love: thank u deep dish peat moss for the sig :love:

# ? Oct 5, 2022 20:10

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

I'm trilithium because I'll try anything lithium.

# ? Oct 5, 2022 20:24

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

# ? Oct 5, 2022 23:32

google THIS

(cut to a close-up of Scotty, beet red, eyes crossed, face strangely bottom-lit)

"I'm givin' 'er all I've got, captain!"

# ? Oct 6, 2022 00:42

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

google THIS posted:

(cut to a close-up of Scotty, beet red, eyes crossed, face strangely bottom-lit)

"I'm givin' 'er all I've got, captain!"

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# ? Oct 6, 2022 02:26

Stoner Sloth

star trek: DSTR 69

# ? Oct 6, 2022 05:21

Twenty Four

Areola Grande posted:

lmao wasn't that a drawing God Speed John Glenn did for byob?

# ? Oct 6, 2022 07:55

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Twenty Four posted:

lmao wasn't that a drawing God Speed John Glenn did for byob?

yes lmao. priceless art

# ? Oct 6, 2022 07:59

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Areola Grande posted:

Oh gosh

# ? Oct 6, 2022 08:00

Twenty Four

Areola Grande posted:

yes lmao. priceless art

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Oh gosh

lol

# ? Oct 6, 2022 08:10

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

lol

# ? Oct 6, 2022 08:24

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Right I get that Scotty boosts the warp drive by loving the ships engines. What I want to know is what did Tom Paris do to get his shuttle craft to Warp 10?

# ? Oct 6, 2022 13:30

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Things get awkward when Scotty accidentally calls it Lexx.

# ? Oct 7, 2022 00:52

Shifty Nipples

damnit captain i'm a sentient robot head not an engineer

Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

# ? Oct 7, 2022 19:51

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

There's always an episode where there's a great race of all the different sips except the engineer is loving all the engines to make them fly fast.

# ? Oct 8, 2022 11:50

idiotsavant

scotty: and then i drat near hosed the transmission

# ? Oct 8, 2022 19:44

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Scotty orders his assistant engineer to service the engines while he holo-records it.

# ? Oct 8, 2022 20:11

Twenty Four

Scotty, after finishing his shift in engineering working on the warp drive, heads down to the holodeck and boots up his favorite program, where he hangs out in engineering and works on the warp drive.

# ? Oct 9, 2022 02:45

baka of lathspell

idiotsavant posted:

scotty: and then i drat near hosed the transmission

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# ? Oct 12, 2022 00:20

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# ? May 7, 2024 22:16

google THIS

drat it Jim, I'm a doctor, not an engineer!

...But I'll try anything once

# ? Oct 12, 2022 04:14

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