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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
IMPACT WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP: Josh Alexander (c) vs. Eddie Edwards
Josh Alexander has been pinned only once since last year's Bound for Glory, and it was by Edwards in a six-man tag match. Now, the leader of Honor No More gets a shot at the Walking Weapon's title.

IMPACT KNOCKOUTS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP: Jordynne Grace (c) vs. Masha Slamovich
Since signing with Impact Wrestling a year ago, Slamovich has gone on an absolute tear, squashing ladies left and right. There's only one mountain left to climb - win the title against Thick Momma Pump.

IMPACT WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP: The OGK (c) vs. the Motor City Machine Guns
In another title match involving Honor No More members, this time it's the Guys Who Were In ROH When It Went Dark who are defending the gold. KUSHIDA still has hand, foot, and mouth disease, so he's not going to show up to help Shelley and Sabin.

IMPACT KNOCKOUTS WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP: VXT (c) vs. Taya Valkyrie & Jessicka
The de-spookified Havok teams with Decay stablemate Rosemary's good friend Taya Valkyrie to try against Deonna Purrazzo and Chelsea Green's tag team combination. Where did the spooky go? We may find out.

IMPACT X DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP: "Speedball" Mike Bailey (c) vs. Frankie Kazarian
Bailey is a great wrestler. Kazarian is on loan from AEW.

CAREER-THREATENING MATCH: Mickie James vs. Mia Yim
If Mickie James loses, she retires.

CALL YOUR SHOT GAUNTLET
20 people enter, 1 gets a trophy and the ability to challenge anyone at anytime for up to a year.

Pre-show: IMPACT DIGITAL MEDIA CHAMPIONSHIP: Brian Myers (c) vs. ???
An open challenge!

Also on the pre-show, Raven is inducted into the Impact Wrestling Hall of Fame.

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Hellblazer187
Oct 12, 2003

I ordered this. I don't watch Impact on TV but I follow them on Social Media so I can follow along with what's happening. Looks like a good card.

Hellblazer187
Oct 12, 2003

lol I didn't realize this was Fandango.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
If I've learned anything, it's that the pre-show matches are rarely anything special.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
:laffo: One last Evenflow DDT for the road

Hellblazer187
Oct 12, 2003

lmao and the end of that induction segment.

Hellblazer187
Oct 12, 2003

Edward Mass posted:

If I've learned anything, it's that the pre-show matches are rarely anything special.

Riho vs Deeb for the NWA title was a preshow match on an AEW show and it owned. I just found this one funny because I kinda blocked Fandango from my memory.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Holy poo poo!!!!!

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Normally, I’d say the tag team with a name wins, but BOTH are named?

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
:laffo: the tiny WrestleMania IV ropes

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
25+ minute battle royale that ends with Bully Ray winning...gotta give it up to TNA

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Well that owned. Best I've ever seen Grace look

cauliflower jones
Nov 8, 2009
Grace/Masha was excellent

Hellblazer187
Oct 12, 2003

Masha/Jordynne owned

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Not a perfect show, but the matches that I thought would be good were excellent.

syzpid
Aug 9, 2014
Was that Green Lantern Fan in the front row???

Hellblazer187
Oct 12, 2003

They got me with that ending lmao. Good show. Best match was the KO title.

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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

syzpid posted:

Was that Green Lantern Fan in the front row???

GLF joining Honor No More would be hilarious.

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