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Today we celebrate Christopher Cumlumbus, who sailed across an ocean of cum |
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Oct 10, 2022 17:08
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It is amazing that the niña, the pinta, and the Santa Maria made it to America considering that they were covered in the cum of all the sailors, at all times
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Oct 10, 2022 17:11
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It is fortunate for the crews of those vessels and also Christopher Cumlumbus that they ran into America when they did, because the sails were so stiff with all the cum that they could no longer furl them.
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Oct 10, 2022 17:13
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When they finally arrived back in Spain first they had to unload the ship and then they had to bring all the cargo ashore |
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Oct 10, 2022 17:18
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Christopher Cumlumbus was shocked when he ran into America and found people living there, because the people who lived there were not covered in cum and were terrified of the white Europeans
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Oct 10, 2022 17:20
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‘In fourteen hundred and ninety two, Cumlumbus on the ocean blew’
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Oct 10, 2022 17:26
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When the pope said masturbation was a sin it really rubbed the members of the Knights of Cumlumbus the wrong way.
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Oct 10, 2022 17:32
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Indigenous person: (skeptical) So you want to pay us with these...glass beads? Colonist: Ha ha yes of course that's what they are, glass beads. Did I say something else? Never mind ha ha |
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Oct 10, 2022 18:46
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lol gently caress that guy Columbus that is
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Oct 10, 2022 18:48
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Bitchtopher Columbitch |
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Oct 10, 2022 22:42
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probably rolling into someone else's grave and claiming he discovered it |
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Oct 10, 2022 22:42
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I though Chris Cumlumbus was the guy that directed Hairy Cooter and the Sorcerer's Bone |
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Oct 10, 2022 23:19
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don't forget to lumbus your cumbus on this sacred day
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Oct 11, 2022 02:03
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doing big rips for all the sailors that lay at the bottom of Davy Jones's Pecker
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Oct 11, 2022 04:57
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Is this about The Good Ship Venus? |
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Oct 11, 2022 06:21
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I celebrate Indigenous Peepholes Day |
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Oct 11, 2022 08:06
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He was made of clouds? Lol |
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Oct 11, 2022 10:49
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they never mention that of the three vessels that took him on his voyage, two carried blood and the last one cum
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Oct 11, 2022 15:57
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And the "men" who crewed his ships at "sea" were of course called "sailors" |
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Oct 11, 2022 17:28
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Crispoter Cumulonimbus blasting towering clouds of cum across the bounding main |
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Oct 11, 2022 17:37
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rear end-penny posted:probably rolling into someone else's grave and claiming he discovered it lmao |
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Oct 11, 2022 20:55
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the niña, the pinta, and the o face
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Oct 11, 2022 22:44
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it's amazing the atrocities men will commit in the quest for the lost city of zinc supplements and the fountain of pineapple juice
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Oct 11, 2022 23:01
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"what did you say your ships are filled with? seamen?" "uh, yeah, let's go with that"
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Oct 12, 2022 01:54
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TIGHTEN THE KNOTS but captain you can barely brea- I DID NOT ASK A FAVOUR, COCKSWAIN
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Oct 12, 2022 02:05
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Cumlumbus was able to set sail because he remembered to bring his cum-pass. |
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Oct 12, 2022 04:54
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The Hello Machine posted:Cumlumbus was able to set sail because he remembered to bring his cum-pass. and sextant |
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Oct 12, 2022 07:39
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Pounded in the poopdeck |
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Oct 12, 2022 08:17
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Stickyhand and Jizzabella |
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Oct 12, 2022 13:17
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The Hello Machine posted:Cumlumbus was able to set sail because he remembered to bring his cum-pass.
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Oct 13, 2022 02:28
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