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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > Sexy Halloween Beach Party Massacre
 
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Escape From Noise

 Hope you brought your sexiest Halloween costume and are ready to party down at the beach spooky style! It may be late autumn, but that doesn't mean we have to let the let the sexy surf fall out! So grab a cup, hit the keg, then hit the dance! Oh yeah! Watch out for the Surfside Slasher! Reports indicate he escaped the mental asylum for the criminally insane. Crazy thing is, it's the anniversary of the night he slayed all those sexy teens at this very beach! So if you see anything, let someone know!

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 17:06 on Oct 21, 2022
* # ? Oct 18, 2022 13:24
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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
:mamacita: :gibs: :spooky:





spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

* # ? Oct 21, 2022 07:34
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google THIS

 A masked man with a chainsaw running across the beach in slow motion

* # ? Oct 21, 2022 16:39
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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.

google THIS posted:

A masked man with a chainsaw running across the beach in slow motion
* # ? Oct 21, 2022 17:03
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calhoun
 Wasn't there a thread like this before?

* # ? Oct 21, 2022 18:37
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Scuba Trooper

calhoun posted:

Wasn't there a thread like this before?

I Know What You Posted Last Summer

* # ? Oct 21, 2022 22:09
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Escape From Noise

 Partygoers just think that one of their friends was eaten by a shark. Off screen the Surfside Slasher is kicking himself for using a shark as a murder weapon because now they won't give him credit for that kill.

* # ? Oct 22, 2022 00:07
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google THIS

 "Now," growls the Surfside Slasher. "Now, at long last, the summer punks will gently caress off."

* # ? Oct 22, 2022 02:18
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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

google THIS posted:

"Now," growls the Surfside Slasher. "Now, at long last, the summer punks will gently caress off."
* # ? Oct 22, 2022 03:03
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Escape From Noise

google THIS posted:

"Now," growls the Surfside Slasher. "Now, at long last, the summer punks will gently caress off."

So the deranged lunatic known as The Surfside Slasher is AG? :suspense:

* # ? Oct 22, 2022 03:55
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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
guilty :chord:

* # ? Oct 22, 2022 04:02
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Twenty Four

google THIS posted:

"Now," growls the Surfside Slasher. "Now, at long last, the summer punks will gently caress off."
* # ? Oct 22, 2022 14:11
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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Someone painted an 'M' on the sign for the local nude beach, rear end Acres.

* # ? Oct 22, 2022 15:01
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