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*every serial killer, serial rapist, pedophile, thief, embezzler and con artist from every podcast, docuseries and biopic come in with everything for a HUGE party* BRING IT IN, GUYS!!!
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Murder one of their friends and have them solve the mystery for a birthday surprise
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Oct 19, 2022 16:42
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you ever see that irish kid mike with the youtube channel "that chapter"? one of the worst comment sections i've ever seen
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Oct 19, 2022 16:54
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Take hostages for real
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Oct 19, 2022 17:26
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Buy a lovely lamp from an antique store and tell your idiot friend that it was Dahmer's. How the hell will they know the difference?
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Oct 19, 2022 17:35
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tell the birthday guy/girl they'll get their present "later tonight", then later harass them for sex like it's an incredible gift it's not relevant to their interests in this case, but it's always a good play in my experience
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Oct 19, 2022 18:14
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An unforgettable night of sex work in Whitechapel
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Oct 19, 2022 18:25
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while many may say that my content glamorizes and sensationalizes horrendous acts and their perpetrators, I hope everyone understands that my ultimate goal is to give a voice to the victims of violent crime, especially those who can no longer speak for themselves. thank you, and remember: through this friday only you can use coupon code DAHMERBUSSY for 20% off my shirts.
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Oct 19, 2022 18:38
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Bad Purchase posted:tell the birthday guy/girl they'll get their present "later tonight", then later harass them for sex like it's an incredible gift Maybe the real present was the sex we had along the way.  
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Oct 19, 2022 18:41
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human skin party hats, human tallow birthday candles, bobbing for eyeballs. let's go nose to tail on this shindig!
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Oct 19, 2022 18:42
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We're not having a party for you, but we have recorded a 9 part podcast exploring where the money put aside for one went
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Oct 19, 2022 18:45
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Pac and Cheese posted:*every serial killer, serial rapist, pedophile, thief, embezzler and con artist from every podcast, docuseries and biopic come in with everything for a HUGE party* Happy birthday, OP. 
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Oct 19, 2022 18:47
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nobody freak out but there might be a drag queen coming !!!
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Oct 19, 2022 19:02
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This is like an escape room party! You need to determine what crime has been committed here, who is responsible, and how the evidence piled against you can be shown to be false. The police will arrive in about an hour. Enjoy!
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Oct 19, 2022 19:09
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Pac and Cheese posted:nobody freak out but there might be a drag queen coming !!! drat is blingee cool again or what?
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Oct 19, 2022 19:12
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Make a thematically-appropriate love coupon book Redeem For: one load of Brian laundry Redeem For: breakfast in bed a la Puente Redeem For: Boston-style neck massage
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Oct 19, 2022 19:14
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At some point in the evening a stripper will burst out of the cake. Not by jumping or anything, but the gases in their corpse will have built up enough by then.
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Oct 19, 2022 19:18
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we are dahmers bum ba dum bum bum bum bum
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Oct 19, 2022 19:35
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Pac and Cheese posted:*every serial killer, serial rapist, pedophile, thief, embezzler and con artist from every podcast, docuseries and biopic come in with everything for a HUGE party* Happy Birthday DahmasterAnthony
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Oct 19, 2022 19:43
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false crime
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Oct 19, 2022 19:52
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true false convictions
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Oct 19, 2022 20:08
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Ejaculate on their floor and watch them go to work solving the sex crime.
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Oct 19, 2022 21:01
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Invite a bunch of truckers and have them share their stories about killing and disposing of hookers along the nation's highways.
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Oct 19, 2022 21:07
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extend it into 10 parties where you talk about nothing most of the time
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Oct 19, 2022 21:16
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Frost their cake with “DNA evidence”.
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Oct 19, 2022 21:33
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Kill 'em and or their famil for real, haha
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Oct 19, 2022 22:13
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Set fire to their house. No particular reason needed.
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Oct 19, 2022 22:16
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Get their face put on the side of a bunch of milk cartons.
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Oct 19, 2022 22:17
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Incriminate them in a murder 
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Oct 19, 2022 22:25
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The best birthday present for a true crime addict is to help them commit a heinious crime and then rat them out so they will appear in a true crime podcast themselves.
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Oct 19, 2022 22:34
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Trawl through the police archives to find them a cold case of their very own. You could probably convince a police department somewhere to sell them as NFTs so they can buy more military poo poo.
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Oct 19, 2022 22:57
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All these ideas- great as they are- assume that a true crime addict would have friends
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Oct 19, 2022 23:38
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You can also apply them to yourself!
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Oct 19, 2022 23:43
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poo poo your pants then waterboard them to obtain a false confession regarding "he he smelt it dealt it."
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Oct 20, 2022 00:03
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Jeffrey Dahmer sodomized me to death and now I’m the main skull on the bone altar in his masturbatorium AMA
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Oct 20, 2022 00:10
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Send them to a body farm so they can learn what each type of crime scene smells like.
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Oct 20, 2022 00:14
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Tell them what you did. The thing nobody else should ever know.
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I knew when I opened the thread it’d be those two assholes
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