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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > "let me die with dignity"
 
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Heather Papps

hello friend


 "the firing squad's uniforms are all rumpled they couldn't bother to iron this morning. come on!"



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

* # ? Oct 24, 2022 02:24
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Heather Papps

hello friend


 "you call THIS a hangman's noose? send this chump back to the boy scouts this knott is bullshit"



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

* # ? Oct 24, 2022 02:24
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Heather Papps

hello friend


 "whoa WHOA not cool man STOP the lethal injection guy just winked at me and licked his lips he's getting off on this CALL MY LAWYER! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!"



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

* # ? Oct 24, 2022 02:25
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Heather Papps

hello friend


 "so what? you're gonna just toss me in the bog? YOU GUYS KNOW I HATE THE BOG!"



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

* # ? Oct 24, 2022 02:28
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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
with dignity?....or of dignity?

* # ? Oct 24, 2022 03:37
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baka of lathspell

 make sure they weigh my feet down so i don't dance around comically when i drop

* # ? Oct 24, 2022 05:25
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The Hello Machine

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
"Excuse me, 'swim with the fishes?' Sir, the ocean is their toilet."

* # ? Oct 24, 2022 16:37
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Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae
Alright fellas don't forget to tip your cocktail waitresses. Now direct your attention to the stage and give it up for your next dancer, Dignity!"

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig! :)

* # ? Oct 24, 2022 18:08
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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Dignity Tool & Die welcomes you to the team!

* # ? Oct 25, 2022 01:48
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sb hermit





 Well sir, as an American, you have the right to purchase a dignified death for $25,000 but your insurance has just denied your claim.

So instead of the tub of caviar and a fresh pair of hammer pants that you have requested, we can only provide you with a tin of beans and some ripped undies. They're my undies but I washed them at home so it's ok.

* # ? Oct 25, 2022 01:59
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Escape From Noise

Heather Papps posted:

"so what? you're gonna just toss me in the bog? YOU GUYS KNOW I HATE THE BOG!"

You'll get your bog bod, and enjoy it!

* # ? Oct 25, 2022 02:02
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