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That is what unicorns should be based on. None of these delicate, little mamby-pamby things, but a massive, powerful beast who means business.
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Oct 25, 2022 04:45
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Regular sized horse with a pair of manlets.
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Oct 25, 2022 06:41
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Geemer posted:Regular sized horse with a pair of manlets. A large horse the size of a small horse.
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Oct 25, 2022 08:12
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Why you got a blindfold on that horse? There a surprise party?
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Oct 25, 2022 09:45
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This is a halflinger, and it's better than you
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Oct 25, 2022 10:00
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This Norwegian fjord thinks it's better than you too. See that two tone hair? Yea it's natural you loving pleb
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Oct 25, 2022 10:08
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lmao that's gotta be like 35 hands high
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Oct 25, 2022 10:30
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free hubcaps posted:This Norwegian fjord thinks it's better than you too. See that two tone hair? Yea it's natural you loving pleb Great. And what does it DO other than look emo?
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Oct 25, 2022 10:30
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What a stupid gently caress head!
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Oct 25, 2022 10:53
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free hubcaps posted:This Norwegian fjord thinks it's better than you too. See that two tone hair? Yea it's natural you loving pleb Needs more eyeliner
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Oct 25, 2022 11:10
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free hubcaps posted:This Norwegian fjord thinks it's better than you too. See that two tone hair? Yea it's natural you loving pleb Amine hair tech has gone too far.
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Oct 25, 2022 11:13
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free hubcaps posted:This Norwegian fjord thinks it's better than you too. See that two tone hair? Yea it's natural you loving pleb Now show us a horse with the 'rachel'
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Oct 25, 2022 11:21
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Reminded me of this other absolute unit. https://i.imgur.com/0TXdPDL.mp4
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Oct 25, 2022 12:01
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Genesplicer posted:That is what unicorns should be based on. None of these delicate, little mamby-pamby things, but a massive, powerful beast who means business. You hush! They are actually based on goats as described by people who have never seen goats or sheep. Is Kane a Nubian? He looks tall and has floppy ears, but I don’t know if Nubians are on,y black and white like ours was. Bored fucked around with this message at 19:09 on Oct 25, 2022 |
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Oct 25, 2022 19:00
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When you get a new horse you should call it Citizen Mane.
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Oct 25, 2022 20:21
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Oct 25, 2022 20:34
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Fat pony.
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Oct 25, 2022 20:50
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isaboo posted:Hay Can you paint a scary face on his mask for halloween or would that legit terrify the other animals?
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Oct 25, 2022 21:20
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free hubcaps posted:This Norwegian fjord thinks it's better than you too. See that two tone hair? Yea it's natural you loving pleb This horse is going to need to speak with my manager if I won't just give it the loving discount
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Oct 25, 2022 21:30
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goatface posted:Fat pony. goatface Kane wants to know if u are sing;le
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Oct 25, 2022 21:36
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Vim Fuego posted:Can you paint a scary face on his mask for halloween or would that legit terrify the other animals? My buddy painted one of his sheep all crazy colours with sheep marking paint and released it back into the field. It runs straight to its flock who freak the gently caress out at this technicolor fluorescent monstrosity and run away, and the rave-ram runs after them and the whole circus goes on for about an hour until they all calm down and he never did it again.
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Oct 25, 2022 21:38
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Vim Fuego posted:Can you paint a scary face on his mask for halloween or would that legit terrify the other animals? I think it would scare them but I will ask the boss (mrs isaboo) if it's okay we don't have many animals and the ones we do have are dumb as rocks - a few cows and chickens oh and cats. cats that show up for awhile, murder a bunch of critters, then leave and return months later today I had to pull half of a coyote carcass out of a drain pipe. the back half. no idea where the front half is or what killed it but it looked like it had been ripped apart i hope it wasn't the Cooley Beast, a legendary half-deer half-woman thing that is said to haunt the woods near our farm
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Oct 25, 2022 21:45
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isaboo posted:goatface Yes, but I'm not on the market for a new relationship right now.
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Oct 25, 2022 21:52
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how about a casual affair? also do we have a horseface goon? LEs Nessman is lonely too yes my monitor is on
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Oct 25, 2022 22:00
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I'm just not in that space right now, but thanks for the kind offer.
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Oct 25, 2022 22:16
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Now people say that horse is huge, but I got to know the story of my wifes great great great grandad, who was famous in these parts for farm livestock, and he was the sort of person to appear in these photos holding a prize cow or sheep, all of them massive prizewinning beasts. Then we came across a picture of him at the pub, and it turns out the guy was one of those old men who look perfectly normal but are only like 4 foot and a bit tall, and all the farmers used him every time to stand by their prize cows for photos.
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Oct 25, 2022 22:37
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OzyMandrill posted:Now people say that horse is huge, but I got to know the story of my wifes great great great grandad, who was famous in these parts for farm livestock, and he was the sort of person to appear in these photos holding a prize cow or sheep, all of them massive prizewinning beasts. corn haver fucked around with this message at 03:27 on Oct 26, 2022 |
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Oct 25, 2022 22:44
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the man in that photo is actually 7 feet tall according to my shadow analysis
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Oct 25, 2022 22:45
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isaboo posted:of course Glad to hear it, watch out for falling turkeys and goonspeed
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Oct 25, 2022 23:12
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Outrail posted:My buddy painted one of his sheep all crazy colours with sheep marking paint and released it back into the field. It runs straight to its flock who freak the gently caress out at this technicolor fluorescent monstrosity and run away, and the rave-ram runs after them and the whole circus goes on for about an hour until they all calm down and he never did it again. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKExXjFAQz4
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Oct 25, 2022 23:53
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isaboo posted:today I had to pull half of a coyote carcass out of a drain pipe. the back half. no idea where the front half is or what killed it but it looked like it had been ripped apart Holy poo poo boys we may have a Squanch on our hands!
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Oct 26, 2022 02:32
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The horse is Brooklyn Supreme and is 6 and a half feet tall and about a ton and a half. Also a girth of 10ft, lol. He is not super tall but that's still a massive animal.
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Oct 26, 2022 02:45
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When mighty horse rox he rox the phat rear end https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctw--YDZXI4
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Oct 26, 2022 03:24
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Nuts and Gum posted:Holy poo poo boys we may have a Squanch on our hands! Which half is the woman and which half is the deer? Is this like a centaur thing or a catdog thing or what?
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Oct 26, 2022 03:33
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isaboo posted:i hope it wasn't the Cooley Beast, a legendary half-deer half-woman thing that is said to haunt the woods near our farm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUDGfeO9-kI
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Oct 26, 2022 03:33
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Holy poo poo, a reference to WKRP in Cincinnati. Cool animals OP.
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