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treasure bear

Vinçois Gilligan's Briser le Mauvais 1908, Monsieur Blanc, a lecturer at the university of Strasbourg finds he is struck by terminal malaise so turns to synthesising opium with his former student Jesse Hommerose which is fine, because it's 1908.

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treasure bear

Though well received it did receive criticism for the use of yellow paper for chapters which took place in Spain.

Heather Papps

hello friend


tossing gems to the side
"this cut loving sucks please cleave like 50 carrots from it's weight to make it shiny!"



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Heather Papps

hello friend


*building the peacock throne*
"this rock sucks"



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

alexandriao


Heather Papps posted:

tossing gems to the side
"this cut loving sucks please cleave like 50 carrots from it's weight to make it shiny!"

Heather Papps posted:

*building the peacock throne*
"this rock sucks"

reading these posts and idk how they fit in w context. feels like peeling back the veil, am i missing something :ohdear:

Too much is always not enough!

(Thanks to tvsveryown for the spring sig!)


treasure bear

someone else can post about the prequel story about the barrister Saul Hommebon

Manifisto


Og first job, Og hunted sabertoothed tiger with old cave painter, Ug. Ug say "remember before times" mean pain from old tiger bite. it twinge in Og brain more powerful than cave painting.

this *gestures* not just keep warm and cook meat. it take us to cave from before times. not called "ground lightning," it called "fire." smoke go up, come back down again to cave where we know we are loved.


ty nesamdoom!

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
fully asexual goon snail with a tiny human dick :(





spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

alexandriao


there was a walter white but not a walter black :( thats hosed up. what happened to the yin of the yin-yang

Too much is always not enough!

(Thanks to tvsveryown for the spring sig!)


alexandriao


i would like to see more information of how Hal Wilkerson remarries, moves state, and ends up cooking meth with Jessie

Too much is always not enough!

(Thanks to tvsveryown for the spring sig!)


Non Krampus Mentis

Scrungus Bungus from the planet Grongous
an obscure fifteenth-century Italian account of the kingdom of Prester John describes the monarch not as a Christian king but as a queen held captive by a dragon in a palace that constantly moves about the countryside. the citizens of this kingdom were described as being short and squat, with large heads, and apparently a knack for engineering that led them to create a complex system of underground tunnels.

Gruß vom Krampus


:love: thank u deep dish peat moss for the sig :love:

treasure bear

the matrix revolutions was actually based on a play called La Revolución Matricial much of the details of the plot, as with the 2003 remake are lost to history

google THIS

After Prince William of L'amour Fraternel narrowly survives an assassination attempt, his family relocates him to his aunt and uncle's estate, the legendary "House of Beautiful Air," in Le prince frais du bel air

treasure bear

google THIS posted:

After Prince William of L'amour Fraternel narrowly survives an assassination attempt, his family relocates him to his aunt and uncle's estate, the legendary "House of Beautiful Air," in Le prince frais du bel air

Non Krampus Mentis

Scrungus Bungus from the planet Grongous
in certain corners of Eastern Europe there are local legends about the curse of Saint Nicholas. both children and adults are advised to stay indoors during the Christmas season lest they startle him and cause him to fall off the roof or out of a tree. for if Saint Nicholas must return to Heaven early, the soul responsible must carry on his duties on earth until he returns.

Gruß vom Krampus


:love: thank u deep dish peat moss for the sig :love:

Non Krampus Mentis

Scrungus Bungus from the planet Grongous
in an early draft of Bram Stoker’s Dracula, the characters were almost unrecognizable. for instance, Jonathan Harker is bitten by a strange spider within hours of arriving at Dracula’s castle, and soon finds he can climb walls and sense the imminent approach of danger. Van Helsing first appears in a strange suit of armor he proudly declares he forged himself. the American, Quincey Morris, is a classics enthusiast who has had a special shield made for him he can throw like a Greek athlete throwing a discus. apparently he had planned to give Dr. Seward some kind of Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde potion, but dismissed the idea as being too close to Stevenson.




also Dracula was purple

Gruß vom Krampus


:love: thank u deep dish peat moss for the sig :love:

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Lewis Carroll's much maligned tale of a girl named Alice who follows a mysterious white rabbit into a hole and gets wedged upside down. Efforts to extract her over the following days fail, and she eventually succumbs to her injuries. The rabbit hole is subsequently filled in, forever entombing her body.

Dukes Mayo Clinic
Jasper and Casper, two bumbling knaves, wake up one morning still besotted from a night of wine and merrriment and cannot recall where they left their carriage, prompting a quest to find it. Cast against them we find their angry consorts Wilma and Wanda whose castle they trashed, an cantankerous pack of vagabonds, and a harlot hounding them for a chest full of stolen gold.

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

Dukes Mayo Clinic posted:

Jasper and Casper, two bumbling knaves, wake up one morning still besotted from a night of wine and merrriment and cannot recall where they left their carriage, prompting a quest to find it. Cast against them we find their angry consorts Wilma and Wanda whose castle they trashed, an cantankerous pack of vagabonds, and a harlot hounding them for a chest full of stolen gold.

Honestly surprised that The Hangover wasn't based on Shakespeare.

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Chaucer was just as bewildered as his audience when The Canterbury tales ended with the pilgrims realizing that they are all actually dolls that are trapped in an alms collection box.

Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae
Humpty Dumpty got up, and did something with his life.

Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
in those ancient days, when bread was first tasted, in the city of uruk there was a great and terrible stoner. his name was chong, and he was two thirds thc and one third man. the people of uruk chafed under his constant weed smoking, so that no other man could get a toke and no snacks were left undisturbed. therefore the gods decided to create his equal, cheech

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frump truck

hello... again!

there's a big smell in this small town

frump truck

hello... again!

a man is on a boat and he does not have an obsession

Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae

frump truck posted:

a man is on a boat and he does not have an obsession

hehe

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig! :)

alexandriao


three men on a boat was originally a now lost epic called decem in navi, but over the ages a few fellas fell off

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alexandriao


Charlemagne's amissa per translation, unfortunately the original is written in a fake Latin-Romance language that nobody can really figure out these days

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