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Ohtori Akio
Here you go bud.

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Ass-penny

this thread is about chocolate chip cookies if the op didn't make that clear

Ohtori Akio
It's obvious from context.

Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag
did you ever eating a chocolate chip cookie while wearing good wool socks?



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

barclayed

"I just saved your ass... with MONOPOLY!"
the starbucks at my college's library has a smacking chocolate chip cookie in their bakery section. only like $2-3. (i think i eat too many chocolate chip cookies.)

"What I wouldn't give to return to those halcyon days."



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There used to be an old lady at Ohio Renfest who sold oversized chocolate chip cookies. She dressed the part of an old crone and often wandered the aisleways at the performance stages calling out "Troll cookies here, chocolate chip cookies!" Those six words are the only ones I ever heard her say over the course of, heck, probably at least fifteen years. I think I bought one a couple of times and they were quite good as one would expect.

I can't even say for sure whether she made the cookies herself or merely distributed them. Nevertheless, she was a small but real icon of the festival. It's safe to say that, at best, the job because too physically demanding for her. Renfest cookie lady, wherever you are, I hope you're still rocking those cookies and that you're receiving as much joy as you brought

Manifisto


I have had many variations on chocolate chip cookies and so many of them were amazing but I can't recall liking any of them more than the ones from the recipe on the back of the bag of chocolate chips, warm from the oven. nostalgia I guess.


ty nesamdoom!

Escape From Noise

I've been making the chocolate chip cookies from Food Lab.. It's got a bunch of info for customization if you like, but the basic recipe is a big hit with people.

kalel

thank you ohtori akio for your help.

dear assembled, I would like to speak today about my favorite treat. and I would like to deliver that sentiment in the form of... free verse poetry. please silence your cell phones, thank you. ahem

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Oh, Chocolate Chip Cookie!
How I adore thee!
In every shape you take
All sizes and all colors
I feel my heart swell with joy
At even the thought of your perfection.
Each bite of you brings me to
A magical state of bliss.
I love you with all my heart!

And every day without you
I see myself sinking
Into a bog of pure tastelessness.
Breakfast, lunch, dinner
It all seems so hollow
Without the ecstatic punctuation of your presence. Birthdays, parties, work luncheons
I simply can't be bothered without you as my escort.

You know that it is only you I love.
The cupcake is beautiful but empty
With nothing substantive to offer.
Ice cream is a delight, a sweetheart
But always leaves me cold.
Gulab jamun speaks honeyed words
But can't compare to your love.
Even pie, decadent as it is,
Could never circumnavigate my heart.

From your chocolate chunks
To your doughy base
I adore every bit of you.
When I am free of this mortal coil
They will lay two of you on my eyes
To mark my commitment
To your beauty and your glory.
And when at last
Humanity is united as one
Hand in hand in perfect harmony
I know it will be because of you
Such is your boundless power to bring joy!

Oh, Chocolate Chip Cookie!
I love you!

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Heather Papps

hello friend


rumi's cookie period was weird but honestly just as wonderful as his other works







also i don't know if this is true but i really like the origin story of the chocolate chip cookie that i have heard which is this:

a woman wanted to make chocolate cookies, so she took a chocolate bar and smashed it into small pieces and mixed it in, thinking the chocolate would melt during baking and make the whole thing chocolate, but found nope, they kept shape, and gave a lil nibble and THE REST IS HISTORY



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

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