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madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Defendant: Elon Musk
Claim: Causing undue burden on SAForums servers by chasing away millions of Twitter users.
Seeking Damages: A dump truck load of precious gems from his family’s private reserves.

Verdict: Liable.
Award: 51% ownership of voting stock in Twitter, Inc., worth approximately $3.50.

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bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Suing every SA mod for unjust probations. This is a violation of free speech under texas law

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

bossy lady posted:

Suing every SA mod for unjust probations. This is a violation of free speech under texas law

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

bossy lady posted:

Suing every SA mod for unjust probations. This is a violation of free speech under texas law

Starting with Seth and his harassment of neurodivergent posters

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madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Suing the estate of Lowtax to get the bionic bodyparts back

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
I tried suing the Mods of GBS, I won, but they had negative money, so, I had to give them ten bux

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




suing for damages caused by turning my monitor on

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
i'd like to sue "meta" for the innumerable suicides they cause every single day

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Bad Purchase posted:

suing for damages caused by turning my monitor on

Likewise but off

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

just remember

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Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
United States v. whatever the default font currently is

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Buttchocks posted:

United States v. whatever the default font currently is

Makes me imagine every year on Font Day, the government reveals the official default font for the next 12 months. And there’s a two minute hate for the last one afterwards, where books printed in the previous 12 months are burned, Operating Systems auto-delete the old fonts, and the Secretary of Typesetting leads the fury.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Whatever happened to that "Many different users state that they do not like or want me posting" guy, has his lawsuit been laughed out of court yet?

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

BigBadSteve posted:

Whatever happened to that "Many different users state that they do not like or want me posting" guy, has his lawsuit been laughed out of court yet?

it got dismissed. I saw a page of the judge's order posted in another thread.

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Brute Squad posted:

it got dismissed. I saw a page of the judge's order posted in another thread.

Glad to hear it. Anyone have a link?

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