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a stage, darkened. a single light, with a pale lavender gel overtop illuminates centre stage. murmuring from the crowd begins, and from stage right a cat emerges, barely illuminated by the spotlight. all at once, the cat curls into a ball, and begins to roll around the stage, while the thrilling and inspiring sounds of limp bizcuits "roillin'" start pouring from the speakers. the crowd goes wild.
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i am the very model of a modern poo poo-poster i've joked about vegetables, animals, and fist-fighters i know the goldmined threads, and i quote the posts historical from dippy rock to spoonville, in order categorical i'm very well acquainted, too, with matters quite impractical i misunderstand equations, both the simple and quadratical about byob posting I'm teeming with a lot o' jokes with many cheerful facts about the number of the birds i saw
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Nov 5, 2022 23:22
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in sleep he posted here, in dreams he came poster who calls to me and speaks my name and do i dream again? for now i find the pooooster known as ShitManFart is there inside my mind |
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Nov 6, 2022 02:35
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I posted a jokein time gone by When threads were sticked and jokes worth making I hoped that love would never die I prayed that mods would be forgiving Then I was young and unafraid And posts were made and used and wasted There was no probation to be paid No joke untold, no post unquoted But the trolls come at night With their posts soft as thunder As they tear your thread apart And they turn your posts to shame And still I hope they'd come to me That we would joke the years together But there are dreams that cannot be And there are storms we cannot weather I had a dream my life would be So different from this joke I'm living So different now from what it seemed Now life has laughed at the dream, I dreamed
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Nov 6, 2022 02:46
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one thread in my heart, one post to be livin' for, one post to be livin' for flambin' trink brank gornky one OP my dream, one post of that phrase that's nice, cameo from paradise: flambin' trink brank gornky narrated that halo game, only to bubbaway, only to gubbaway borba lindsten now, now i'm alone, still dreamin' that phrase that's nice, still sayin' that phrase so nice: flambin' trink brank gornky!
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Nov 6, 2022 03:06
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your friend sk posted:one thread in my heart,
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Nov 6, 2022 03:15
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someone point me to the lobby wine bar |
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Nov 6, 2022 05:32
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there's never been a yobber me / and never shall i yobber be / if my fyad vow shall break / i pray jeffrey my posts to take
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Nov 6, 2022 17:49
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it’s true, it’s true! the yob has made it clear: the posting must be perfect all the year. a law was made a distant moon ago here: the stickied topics cannot be too hot. and there’s no legal limit to the chill here in BYOBalot the poster nut is banned throughout november but returns in december on the dot by order, lurkers must be posting members in BYOBalot BYOBalot! BYOBalot! I know it sounds a bit bizarre but I’m BYOBalot, BYOBalot that’s how conditions are! night crew must never post till after sundown by nine pm the trashed crew must appear in short, there’s simply not a more congenial spot for chill and lols and emptyquotes than here in BYOBalot! Gruß vom Krampus |
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Nov 7, 2022 00:49
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thank u deep dish peat moss for the sig 
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Alexander Byobilton joins forces with James 'Yadison And John Gibbis to post a series of threads Defending the new SA Chillitution Entitled The Shitpost Papers The plan was to post a total of 25 threads The work divided evenly among the three orbs In the end, they posted 85 threads In the span of six months John Gibbis autobanned after posting five James 'Yadison posted 29 Byobilton posted the other 51 How do you post like you're running out of time? (Running out of time?) Post day and night like you're running out of time? (Running out of time?) Emptyquote and post, like you're running out of time Like you're running out of time Like BYOB will be deleted on Tuesday? How do you post like tomorrow won't arrive? How do you post like you need all of those fives? How do you post every second you're alive? Every second you're alive? Every second you're alive? |
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