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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Smash a watermelon, folks

https://variety.com/2022/tv/news/gallagher-dead-comedian-smashing-watermelons-1235430439/

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Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Is that the real one or the fake one, because the fake one basically became the real one right?

Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

Wonderwall was the best song of the 90s

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Toxic Mental posted:

Is that the real one or the fake one, because the fake one basically became the real one right?

What?

Arson Daily
Aug 11, 2003

I can play a corpse Marc!

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

I'm not explaining the joke in the title of my own thread waltzing along

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019


Well, he's certainly the "real" one now, I suppose, in a sense.

Sourdough Sam
May 2, 2010

:dukedog:
Gallagher II had all the dominant genes. Gallagher I got all the flawed recessive genes, but there is a third brother. The perfect clone.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Imagine being into Gallagher.

duck trucker
Oct 14, 2017

YOSPOS

This is what happens when you waste good food. You become racist and die

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe
Last time i heard of Gallagher it was when he got super pissed at marc maron for asking him why he has been going hard right sexist and homophobe and gallagher stormed out of the interview

Sounds like his opinions improved since then

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
sincerely thought he died like 10 years ago

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

STABASS posted:

sincerely thought he died like 10 years ago

it really doesn't make a difference

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Oct 30, 2009

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RIP

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012


Goodnight sweet prince

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
He was not very funny, OP.

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


I saw his show when he was at my school, it included a bit where he got a young girl out of the audience to dance on a table while he made stripper jokes about her and her mom, so

take that how you will

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
My family saw him back in the late 90’s. The act was pretty family friendly as far as I can remember. My brother got up on stage with him and he got to dump hurl pumpkin pie filling at the audience.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
One Halloween ten years ago, I was Gallagher Two.

There was a other guy at the bar who was dressed as Gallagher. Or was perfect.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Literally A Person posted:

He was not very funny, OP.

no he was not

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Press "F" to smash watermelon respectfully

Disco Godfather
May 31, 2011

I guess I didn't know any degenerate alcoholics back when the Maron interview came out, because I remember wondering whether he was crazy or on drugs at the time. But listening to it again today, I could practically smell the liquor coming out of my speakers every time he went "No!"

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


smashing my testicles with a tiny mallet in rememberance.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

As a really young child, I laughed at smashed watermelons (because who wouldn’t enjoy seeing someone smash watermelons with a cartoon mallet?).

Now that I’m an old, I look back at his schtick and wonder “what’s the appeal?” :thunk:

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



This is his best joke so far.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

flubber nuts posted:

smashing my testicles with a tiny mallet in rememberance.

10/10 username post synergy

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Died from being smashed to death by a mallet, unfortunately

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Poohs Packin posted:

Died from being smashed to death by a mallet, unfortunately

Finally, the watermelons got their revenge.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Poohs Packin posted:

Died from being smashed to death by a mallet, unfortunately

Who could have seen this coming!?

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

I can't believe Gallagher TOO! would do this

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

carrot top has been detained for questioning

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Prof. Crocodile posted:

carrot top has been detained for questioning

Wow, am I attracted to Carrot Top?

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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Poohs Packin posted:

Wow, am I attracted to Carrot Top?



he doesn't look like that anymore

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