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give it 2 me daddy   
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Nov 12, 2022 01:11
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Areola Grande posted:give it 2 me daddy For the crime of Defaming the Honour of the King's Royal Buttocks, you are sentenced to a year of unpaid scullery duty ---------------- |
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Nov 12, 2022 01:22
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 aw beans not again
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Nov 12, 2022 01:28
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*swings in on a rope in a jaunty hat* ha-ha! do your worst Gruß vom Krampus |
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Nov 12, 2022 01:32
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thank u deep dish peat moss for the sig 
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I remain defiant!!
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Nov 12, 2022 03:44
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Non Krampus Mentis posted:*swings in on a rope in a jaunty hat* For your crimes against mankind you shall be Beheaded with a rusty spoon. This will take several days so please make sure you bring some snacks ---------------- |
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Nov 12, 2022 05:51
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Chewbecca posted:I remain defiant!! You are to walk the plank in punishment for your crimes of High Toiletry ---------------- |
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Nov 12, 2022 05:52
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Nov 12, 2022 07:22
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end me
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Nov 12, 2022 07:23
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i'm going to need to know how much fringe you have on your flags before i know whether or not to acknowledge your authority as a judge |
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Nov 12, 2022 20:13
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Stoner Sloth posted:you'll never take me alive! Very well *explodes your head, scanners-style* Now that you're dead, you're free to go ---------------- |
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Nov 12, 2022 23:16
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Barco Fiesta posted:end me For the crime of being a Sex Pervert Caught Snooping with Binoculars on the King's Royal Orgy Grounds, you are sentenced to be deposited hastily (in a thrown/dropped manner of deposition) into the deepest, dryest well in all the realm ---------------- |
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Nov 12, 2022 23:18
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Prof. Crocodile posted:i'm going to need to know how much fringe you have on your flags before i know whether or not to acknowledge your authority as a judge Fringéd or Unfringéd, my flag matters not In this dark cell your rear end shall rot ---------------- |
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Nov 12, 2022 23:20
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I have diplomatic immunity
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Nov 13, 2022 00:08
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 hello friend! do you have any hobbies, pets, or favorite pizza toppings you'd like to share?
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Nov 13, 2022 00:50
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I never did! It is lies; sick, twisted, filthy lies! |
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Nov 13, 2022 01:16
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Manifisto posted:
For the crime of Now You've Really Stepped In It, I sentence you to be Frozen in the King's Royal Icebox until you become a Permanent Peasant Popsicle ---------------- |
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Nov 13, 2022 01:42
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your friend sk posted:I have diplomatic immunity On charges of being a diplomat, I find you guilty. However since you confessed so readily I'm inclined to be lenient. You shall be ground to dust and baked into a loaf of bread ---------------- |
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Nov 13, 2022 01:44
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As a Kaiser I am myself a king and therefore am above all this nonsense
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Nov 13, 2022 02:10
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I'm a sovereign poster. You have no authority over my posts!!!!!!!!
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Nov 13, 2022 03:17
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:As a Kaiser I am myself a king and therefore am above all this nonsense Edward Fingerhands posted:I'm a sovereign poster. You have no authority over my posts!!!!!!!! All challengers to the king's high royal sovereignitude shall be enlongthened fourfold via involuntary stretching. This is usually fatal but any survivors are "invited" to join the king's biggest and hungriest alligators for a swim in the moat ---------------- |
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Nov 13, 2022 19:04
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Doctor Dogballs posted:All challengers to the king's high royal sovereignitude shall be enlongthened fourfold via involuntary stretching. This is usually fatal but any survivors are "invited" to join the king's biggest and hungriest alligators for a swim in the moat I'm down to be elongated and thrown to the alligators!
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Nov 13, 2022 19:53
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finally, justice
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Nov 13, 2022 20:58
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this may come as a shock to many, but judge dogballs has been arrested and indicted for malfeasance and corruption. federal investigators have found that he has never actually had a license to practice law, let alone have a law degree or any of the clerkships claimed on his resume. the fact is, he was neutered; even the purported "dog balls" are nothing but a fraudulent prosthetic |
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Nov 13, 2022 22:26
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idiotsavant posted:this may come as a shock to many, but judge dogballs has been arrested and indicted for malfeasance and corruption. federal investigators have found that he has never actually had a license to practice law, let alone have a law degree or any of the clerkships claimed on his resume. the fact is, he was neutered; even the purported "dog balls" are nothing but a fraudulent prosthetic You've been accused of slandering the King's Royal Judge Jury & Executioner, Judge Dogballs The Large, Esq. In light of the quoted evidence I find you guilty on all counts (obviously) and it gives me no great pleasure to sentence you to be annihilated by anti-particles ---------------- |
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Nov 15, 2022 02:36
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xcheopis posted:I never did! It is lies; sick, twisted, filthy lies! Methinks thou doth protesteth too mucheth. For the crime of Protesteth-ing, you are sentenced to be stung by bees ---------------- |
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Nov 15, 2022 02:40
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I'm guilty of everything you know of and more. |
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Nov 15, 2022 03:00
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Doctor Dogballs posted:You've been accused of slandering the King's Royal Judge Jury & Executioner, Judge Dogballs The Large, Esq. In light of the quoted evidence I find you guilty on all counts (obviously) and it gives me no great pleasure to sentence you to be annihilated by anti-particles show us the real dog balls then, you crook |
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Nov 15, 2022 05:32
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idiotsavant posted:show us the real dog balls then, you crook post those balls DDB |
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Nov 15, 2022 05:34
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I regret that I have but one life to give for my posting pals |
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Doctor Dogballs posted:Very well *explodes your head, scanners-style* you think that was my real head? 
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