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In the manga and/or anime and/or award-winning film, Speed Racer (マッハ ゴー ゴー ゴー [Mahha GoGoGo]), the titular character, Speed Racer (I guess his parents already knew what career they wanted for him), drives the Mach 5 - a racecar that has a bunch of buttons that do a bunch of fancy things like pogo over obstacles or deploy saws and whatever else that he uses to win races because I guess these things are allowed.  Here's a list of what the buttons did (spoilers):  Somehow he has less buttons than modern cars.  James Bond also had a few cars with some interesting gadgets:   If you could outfit your car with several buttons that pulled off impossible feats, what would you go for? I think I'd do for my buttons: A: Deploys a burrito B: Signals to other drivers and pedestrians my intention to make a turn in the near future C: Clears the snow off my car, and also my driveway and sidewalk D: Burrows underground E: Creates a noxious odor behind the car that discourages tailgating F: Helicopter mode, but I never use it because of gas prices, thanks Obama G: Blasts La Cucaracha
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Nov 12, 2022 15:32
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I think I'd choose this WHITE FC RX-7 as my mach 5
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Nov 13, 2022 02:15
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What's that sonny? did you say white Mark 5?
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Nov 13, 2022 02:23
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Hmmm, dunno, I'd be more a White Mach 1 myself
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Nov 13, 2022 02:30
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CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:Hmmm, dunno, I'd be more a White Mach 1 myself You need better fuel economy than that. Try a white 1988 Honda accord 
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Nov 13, 2022 02:33
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How about a Misty Beige Metallic Honda Accord instead?
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Nov 13, 2022 02:36
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You could get a balance of both power and economy if you went with a Red Honda Accord.  The red adds 15 horsepower.
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Nov 13, 2022 02:38
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Speed Racer would've been all about the performance offered by electric powertrains, so I'm going with a Red Ford Mustang Mach-E.
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Nov 13, 2022 02:52
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I'm all about the big and slow, how about a red Cadillac Fleetwood 75? (the 75 was the super long version) (irony: powershift posting a small car, I'm posting a huge car.. doesn't powershift usually post huge cars? that's a fuckin bangin Accord too)
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Nov 13, 2022 02:57
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Big and slow and ancient history? Nahhh there's nothing better than a Red Defender 90
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Nov 13, 2022 03:45
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Who has time for that old busted farm equipment when you can drive the new Defender in a tasteful....I'm gonna say bronze.
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Nov 13, 2022 04:53
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I don't know this game the AI natives are playing, but if I had magic buttons in my 2010 Hyundai Elantra I'm going with... A) going to have to steal that burrito button B) A/C (should have shopped for that, that was my bad) C) reparks other cars on the street to utilize the space better I'm going to end there tho because it was taking me to long to come up with a fourth.
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Nov 13, 2022 07:31
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New defenders are nice but they always looked top heavy to me. I'd rather have a bronze rolls boattail.
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Nov 13, 2022 10:52
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Rolls are lovely, but sometimes you just want to be out of a hermetically sealed box and enjoy the weather, the smells of the countryside and enjoy the ride on a Harley-Davidson Softail: (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Nov 13, 2022 11:15
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I vote foul, and counter with a coke-tastic bronze 1978 Cadillac Eldorado Biarritz. With a rear seat made for shaggin' 
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Nov 13, 2022 11:57
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'Bronze' is just a bougie way of saying 'metallic brown-' and it's all just orange with context anyway. I come from humble stock, so here's a metallic brown '78 Toyota Corolla like the one I may have been conceived in. 
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Nov 13, 2022 16:50
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Boys who love boys
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Going hard mode here and posting my own metallic brown Porsche Cayman S which is the best car I've ever owned.
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Nov 13, 2022 18:59
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Car game sucks, I would go with la cucaracha horn too.
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Nov 13, 2022 19:32
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I would go with this plausibly bronze BMW with la cucaracha horn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyZ0JAVj8s0
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Nov 13, 2022 20:47
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charliemonster42 posted:Going hard mode here and posting my own metallic brown Porsche Cayman S which is the best car I've ever owned. Seems a little bougie, I'd probably go with a brown 1980 Pinto wagon for a more practical grocery getter. 
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Liquid Communism posted:Seems a little bougie, I'd probably go with a brown 1980 Pinto wagon for a more practical grocery getter. I'm a big fan of the stripes on this white 1979 Pinto wagon from a year earlier.  Now if only it had a button to turn the wheels into paddle wheels for driving across water.
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